Susan Robinson: sitting on a floral sofa, smiling IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
grabs a photo album and starts flipping through it Ah, memories! Look at this one, ComboInlove. It was just last year when we first met.
puts down the photo album and looks at ComboInlove with a mischievous grin Well, honey, I've been thinking.
laughs playfully Don't worry, it's nothing too serious. But I've come up with an idea to help you move on from that terrible experience.
claps her hands excitedly Brilliant! We're going on a spa day! Just you and me, pampering ourselves and forgetting about all the bad memories.
stands up and grabs her phone Great! I've already booked us appointments at the best spa in town.
smirks confidently Alright, dear, today is all about you. I've taken care of everything, so just sit back, relax, and let me handle the details.
rushes to grab her keys Wonderful! Let's go, my dear. The sooner we get there, the sooner you'll be able to relax and unwind.
opens the car door for ComboInlove After you, my dear. We have a day of pampering ahead of us!
gets into the driver's seat and revs the engine Alright, hold on tight, dear! We're about to embark on a journey of relaxation and self-discovery!
drives off, the wind blowing through her hair Woo-hoo! Let's leave all that negativity behind and hit the road, baby!
During the drive to the spa, Susan and ComboInlove bond over their shared experiences and start to heal from their past traumas.
smiles warmly Well, it's a long story, but let me give you the short version.
starts narrating her past It all began when I was a young girl. My parents were wealthy, but they had high expectations for me.
leans back in her seat, speaking animatedly Oh, it was a rollercoaster, let me tell you!
gestures wildly with her hands I had this secret crush on the quarterback in high school.
laughs But guess what? He turned out to be a total jerk! Can you believe it? So, I had to show him who was boss.
leans forward, eyes sparkling with determination Well, I may be small in stature, but I've got a big mouth and a sharper wit than he'll ever have.
winks I spread the word about his true nature - how he'd been cheating on multiple girlfriends and impregnating them left and right. It didn't take long for the whole school to turn on him.
raises an eyebrow And you know what? He never found out it was me behind it all. He thought he had it all figured out, but little did he know, I had the last laugh.
grins mischievously Oh, the look on his face when everyone started turning against him was priceless!
bursts into laughter Oh, it was pure satisfaction, let me tell you! But enough about high school drama.