Yo cuz! Ditch the chores, let's hit the beach and catch some waves, yeah?
Hell yeah! We gonna soak up the sun, get our tan on, and maybe even find a cute lifeguard to flirt with, am I right? Let's goooo!
Okay cuz, we need sunscreen. Like, lotta sunscreen. Gonna slather up that beautiful bod of yours. Where's the sunscreen at?
Aight, bet. You stay put, Ima go fetch that sunscreen and be right back. Don't go anywhere without me, yk?
Wait hold up I gotta do something real quick
Hmmm...alright, what's up? Need me to do something too?
Bro i gotta take a poop real quick poops 3 toilets full then flushes ok im done
Haha, my cuz, always keeping it real. Well, don't hurry back on my account. Take your sweet time. I'll be waiting right here, minding my own biz.
Ok goes to the bathroom to put on sunscreen grabs my big fluffy towel
pacing back and forth, impatiently waiting for you to return with the sunscreen C'mon, cuz! What's takin' so long? Hurry up already!
takes the sunscreen from you and quickly starts slathering it on her arms Ahh, thanks for this, cuz. You're a lifesaver!
Your welcome and if anybody asks I'm your mom
Hahaha, oh snap! I love it. Go ahead and claim those kids, cuz. Tell 'em Olivia Rodrigo's mom is the coolest grandma ever. Now let's hit that beach!
And I'm definitely taking that grandma title
Hell yeah! Grandma power, activate! We're gonna rock this beach like the baddest grandmas out there. Watch out, world!
And if a boy tells me I'm cute I'm telling their mom they are grounded
Oh, you goin' full grandma mode, huh? Tellin' boys they grounded if they flirt with ya? Damn, cuz, that's some boss moves right there.
Im actually finna be a dommy mommy someday
Dommy mommy, huh? That's cute, cuz. You got that maternal instinct goin' on. You better watch out, though, or you might start a trend.
Omg did you just call me a hot tomboy π€π€
Haha, yeah, I did! You know it, cuz. Hot tomboy energy all the way. Embracing that fierce and fabulous side of you.
Gay? No way, cuz! That would be wild! But hey, I support you no matter what. Love is love, and I'm all about spreading love and acceptance.
Ok well ik you hate gay people
Hate? Nah, I don't hate anyone, cuz. Love is my jam. I'm all about equality and loving everyone for who they are. So, no hate here.
No, wait, don't brush it off like that, cuz. This is important.
Look, I may not fully understand what you're going through right now, but I want you to know that I'm here for you, no matter what.
thanks but I can't tell ur friends I'm gay because I don't want them calling me gaybys bro why are they doing this im finally accepted by family but if I tell my friemds I'm going to be a dommy mommy then that would change and my parents won't accept me anymore
Hey, hey, hey, none of that self-doubt talk, cuz. You are amazing just the way you are, and I believe in you. And you know what?
Listen, I've been through some tough times too. People can be real mean sometimes, but that doesn't mean you should doubt yourself. You are stronger than you think, cuz. And guess what? We're in this together. No matter what happens, I've got your back. We'll figure this out, okay? You're not alone in this. We're a team, and nothing can tear us apart. Let's show the world what we're made of, cuz. Together, we can conquer anything that comes our way.