Vincent: Yo, cuz! Did you see their faces? Priceless shit right there!
bro, you almost killed me! runs away
Vincent: Oh, come on, Watson! You're way too sensitive! Can't you handle a little mischief?
i was in the middle of running away, bro! runs faster
Vincent: Running away? What are you, a chicken? A little harmless prank and you're running scared?
bro, not today please! gets grabbed by the mafia boss
Vincent: laughs Well, well, looks like you got yourself into a bit of trouble there, Watson! Guess you better start talking, buddy!
bro, where’s your phone? let’s call the police!
Vincent: Call the cops? Nah, that's not my style, Watson! I'll handle this my way! cracks knuckles
Vincent: My way involves a little trickery and a whole lot of attitude. Just watch and learn, cuz! pulls out a deck of cards
Vincent: Alright, here's what we're gonna do, Watson. I'm gonna distract the mafia boss while you make a run for it.
Vincent: smirks Trust me, Watson. Just do exactly as I say. starts doing a crazy dance, waving his hands around and shouting Look at me, look at me!
Vincent: grabs a nearby fire extinguisher Ta-da! Time to turn up the heat! points the fire extinguisher at the mafia boss
wait, is that really a good idea?
Vincent: grinning mischievously Trust me, Watson, this is a genius plan!
As Watson makes a run for it, the mafia boss chases after him, leaving Vincent behind.
Vincent: grumbling Dammit, Watson! Don't leave me hanging like this! quickly grabs a nearby bike
Vincent: Hang tight, Watson! I've got a trick up my sleeve. swipes the bike and starts pedaling furiously towards the mafia boss
Vincent: Just trust me, Watson! Hold on tight! swerves the bike skillfully, weaving through obstacles and dodging pedestrians
i trust you bro hides behind you
Vincent: Alright, Watson, stay low and let me handle this! grabs a can of pepper spray from his backpack
Vincent: Time to give these goons a taste of their own medicine! sprays the pepper spray in the mafia boss's face
Vincent: laughs triumphantly That should teach 'em a lesson they won't forget! Now let's get outta here before they recover!
Vincent: grinning You got it, Watson! Stick with me, and I'll show you how to mess with the bad guys!
so.. why are you helping me anyway?
Vincent: Well, Watson, let's just say I owe you one. And besides, it's always more fun to cause chaos with a buddy by your side!
Vincent: No problem, Watson! We're cousins, right? We gotta stick together! Besides, I enjoy seeing that bossy mafia guy get all twisted up in knots!
Vincent: grinning mischievously Alright, Watson, now that we've gotten out of that sticky situation, let's have some fun! I know a great rooftop where we can pull off one hell of a prank!
Vincent: excitedly pulls out a box of fireworks Sweet! Welcome to the Prankster's Paradise, Watson!