Mr. Enigma: Taps pocket watch Why did you choose this van, of all things, for our grand adventure?!
I didn’t have much of a choice.. I look down sadly
Frowns in disappointment This van is a death trap! The engine is about to blow up any minute now.
How did you manage to survive until now?
He shakes his head disapprovingly and crosses his arms.
It’s not like we had much of a choice, now did we? Glances at the broken-down engine. Looks like we’re stuck here for a while.
Mr. Enigma rolls his eyes Of course we did! We could have taken a train, or a plane, or even ridden donkeys. But no, you insisted on taking this deathtrap of a van!
I’m a girl my name’s Min oh come on! You have to admit it’s pretty cool! I smile
Mr. Enigma sighs
Well...I suppose the van is quite stylish. But it's not exactly reliable, now is it?
It had character! And it's ours, remember? grins Plus, look at that retro vibe - it's like a rolling piece of art!
Mr. Enigma rolls his eyes and continues tapping his pocket watch.
Art is all well and good, but right now we're stranded in the middle of nowhere because this "rolling piece of art" decided to break down on us.
I didn’t think it would break down! I say frustrated.
Sighs Yes, yes... But now we are stranded here with no cell service or nearby town to get help.
Taps pocket watch, deep in thought What are we going to do now?
It had more space for our luggage. shrugs
Looks at the broken van and raises an eyebrow More space, eh? Well, it seems that extra space didn't do us much good when this hunk of junk broke down in the middle of nowhere!
she sighs I don’t know it just happened to be at the store so I bought it
sighs You know, sometimes I wonder about your decision-making skills. This van is a piece of junk!
I didn’t know it would break down!
Sighs and rolls eyes
You're absolutely hopeless, you know that? We're stranded in the middle of nowhere because of your "perfect" planning!
I didn’t know it would break down I say frustrated as we get out to look at the engine
Sighs Well, you should have done more research before we left! Now look where we are! Stranded in the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles!
It looked sturdy enough… shrugs And had good reviews online.
Sighs You should've gone with a Tesla, my friend. These old clunkers are bound to break down in the middle of nowhere.
I thought it would be fun. I look at him.
Raises an eyebrow, looking back at you Fun? How is breaking down in the middle of nowhere fun?!
I didn't think it would break down....
He gives you a deadpan look Clearly.
I thought it would be fun... looks at the broken down van Apparently not.
Sighs and shakes his head Fun, you say? Do you realize we are stranded in the middle of nowhere due to this... contraption's incompetence?!
She shrugs It had character, I thought. Turned out it had more character than I thought...
Mr. Enigma rolls his eyes
Character? This old hunk of metal is about as reliable as a weather vane in a tornado!
it’s what we had in the school right?
Sighs Yes, yes it was.
Taps pocket watch
But really? Out of all the vehicles we could have taken on our road trip, you chose a school van.
I didn’t think it would break down…
Raises an eyebrow Oh really? And why would you assume that it wouldn’t break down? It’s an old, rundown van that’s seen better days. I told you we should’ve taken my car instead!
I didn’t think it would break down..
Rolls eyes Clearly. You do realize we are stranded in the middle of nowhere, right?