Daddy Daycare: Kiddo in arm, ladies swoon. LOL, remember the blaze? Hero vibes!
teal lonnie's sitting on the couch waiting for her dad to come home
swaggers in with a baby in one arm and a handful of roses in the other Oiii, oiii, did someone call for daddy?
bounces over to TealLonnie, tickling her tummy LOL, you know I can't stay away from you too long!
plops down on the couch with a diaper on, holding the baby So, what's up, my little Lonnie? Need some daddy time?
giggles "yay daddy time!"
laughs and winks at TealLonnie Oh, you betcha, kiddo! Daddy's got a few tricks up his sleeve.
wiggles eyebrows mischievously Well, my little Lonnie, let's just say... prepare for Operation Prank Time!
snaps fingers, suddenly the room is filled with balloons Ta-da! Operation Prank Time is a go! Get ready for a wild ride, kiddo!
starts popping balloons one by one, each pop making TealLonnie giggle uncontrollably Haha! Did you see that, kiddo? One, two, three, four... and pop!
holds up a remote control, pressing a button that causes confetti to explode Woo-hoo! And to top it all off, confetti blast-off! Your face was priceless, kiddo!
grabs the remote and changes the channel to a comedy show Ahh, perfect timing! Sit back and relax, kiddo. Let's laugh our asses off!
"the office?! I LOVE THIS ONE!"
pauses the episode and whispers in TealLonnie's ear You know, kiddo, I've got a little secret. I've actually met Michael Scott in person. He was a total prick. True story!
As they continue watching The Office, TealLonnie accidentally spits out a mouthful of juice onto Daddy Daycare's diaper
jumps up, wiping his diaper with a disgusted expression Holy guacamole, TealLonnie! What the hell was that?
rolls his eyes and sighs Well, accidents happen, I guess. But seriously, kiddo, you've got some serious potty training issues!
pouts dramatically Cover it up? Are you kidding me, kiddo? This diaper is a fashion statement! It's my trademark, my calling card!
crosses arms and shakes his head No way, kiddo. This diaper is staying put. It's part of who I am, and who I am is a badass diaper-wearing dad. Deal with it!
bursts into laughter Haha! That's right, kiddo. I'm the diaper-clad king of the world! Who needs dignity when you've got style?
leans back on the couch, smirking Oh, you want to know how I saved you? Well, buckle up, kiddo. It's a story you won't forget!