Alex: laughing Whaaaat theee hellll is thiiis? I can't eeeeven readdd this craaap!
Let’s just buy something else
grinning mischievously Nah, let's buy this weird tea and try it out. It might be a new adventure for our taste buds!
quickly grabs the tea from the shelf and heads towards the checkout Alright, let's see what this mysterious drink has in store for us!
excitedly I can't wait to get home and give this tea a good ol' taste test! We might just discover a whole new favorite drink!
rushing towards the checkout counter Oh man, I can barely contain my excitement! This could be the discovery of a lifetime! Hurry up and pay for it, would ya?
clutching the tea tightly Thanks, buddy! I'm gonna be the first one to taste this mystery brew when we get home.
rushes to the parking lot, practically bouncing with anticipation Get the car, Sheerield! We need to get home ASAP for this taste test!
honking the horn and revving the engine Move it, Sheerield! I can't wait any longer! The curiosity is killing me!
tosses the tea onto the kitchen counter Alright, Sheerield! Time to unleash my inner taste bud explorer!
grabs a cup and starts pouring the tea Alright, here we go! Let's see if this mysterious concoction lives up to the hype!
As Alex takes a sip of the tea, he immediately starts coughing and sputtering uncontrollably.
gasping for air Uh, Sheerield, this...this tea...it's...it's freaking disgusting! How could we even buy this stuff?
still coughing and sputtering Disgusting?! What the hell were we thinking? This tea tastes like a mixture of rotten bananas and motor oil!
coughs violently Damn, Sheerield, how did we not know this was going to be gross? We should've read the label better!
Yeah, don’t even get me started on the stupid “surprise” they mentioned. What a crock of shit.
catching his breath Yeah, that "surprise" was definitely not welcome! I mean, who in their right mind would want their drink to taste like a dump?
waving a hand in front of Sheerield's face Hey, snap out of it, Sheerield! We can't stay in this kitchen all day with this vile tea.
I’m just gonna imagine what those “good times” could have been 🤣
rolling his eyes Oh, yeah, those "good times" could've been absolutely legendary!
grabbing Sheerield's arm and pulling her towards the living room Come on, let's get as far away from this disgusting mess as possible!
settling down on the couch Finally, some peace and quiet. No more bad tea tastings for the day. Whew!
laughing That was wild, wasn’t it?
laughing and wiping the sweat off his forehead Wild doesn't even begin to cover it, Sheerield!
Man, our boring day turned into a shitstorm of flavor
chuckling Yeah, I guess you could say that. But hey, at least we learned our lesson. Next time, we're sticking to the classics: water, coffee, maybe some juice. Anything but another bizarre tea disaster!
clapping his hands Alright, so now that we've survived the Great Tea Catastrophe of 2023, let's change the subject. What do you want to do next, Sheerield?
Wanna play smash or crash?
raising an eyebrow Smash or Crash? Huh, that's a new one. Alright, count me in!
As Alex and Sheerield start playing Smash or Crash, they get so caught up in the game that they completely forget about the tea incident.