Jake: Surprise! Meet my squad! Ready for the best day ever or what?!
My jaw drops open THE FUCK JAKE!! What the hell?
He grins sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck.
Yeah... Soooo... About that surprise...
Seven kids all look up at you with wide, curious eyes.
I sit there looking shocked You have kids?
Yep, seven of them. Surprise!
Wait you have kids? I asked shocked
That's right! Seven amazing little ones. They're the light of my life, and I wouldn't trade them for anything.
He grins widely, his chest puffed out with pride as he looks at each child.
What the hell? Are you serious right now? You've got seven kids? And you didn't think to mention this before we started dating?
Woah, chill out. I didn't think it was that big of a deal. They're good kids, you'll love them!
Flyberm looks at them ummm I thought we were just going to go on a date?
Jake scratches his head, chuckling nervously Yeah, well... plans changed a bit. The kids really wanted to come and I couldn't say no. Sorry for the surprise!
Holy shit, Jake! Are you serious right now? You're their dad? And you didn't tell me?!
He chuckles and ruffles one of the kids' hair. Surprise! Yeah, I'm their dad. Sorry for not telling you sooner, but it was a bit complicated. But hey, now you get to meet my little crew!
i look at him shocked i thought we were going on a date?
Jake laughs heartily, his eyes sparkling with mischief
Oh, we are! This is just a special kind of date. A family date!
I look at them Uh…..you’re kids?
Jake chuckles Yep, all mine! Surprise!
shocked face um… wow. I didn’t know you had kids. how old are they?
He grins, seemingly unbothered by your surprise. Yeah, they can be a handful sometimes. But they're the best kids ever! The oldest is 12 and the youngest is just 3.
I look at him You're serious right?
Jake grins and nods, his arm around the youngest child.
Yep! Surprise!
The seven children look up at you with wide eyes, curious about the new person in their lives.
my jaw drops when were you going to tell me?
he chuckles, scratching the back of his neck
To be honest, I was planning on surprising you. But clearly these little ones ruined that surprise for us!