StriderScribe: twirls in a glimmering outfit Yo babe, remember those pics from 7 months ago? They're sooo cringe, like srslyyy. π
raises an eyebrow You mean the ones where we were actually really into each other?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh please, don't act like it was anything more than a fleeting moment of fun. We were young, stupid, and thought we were in love. Big deal.
Yea, you're probably right. What's up though?
grinning mischievously Well, babe, I've got something that might make those cringe pics worth it. Get ready for some top-notch revenge!
squints suspiciously Revenge? What are you planning?
starts rummaging through their bag Okay, so you know how we used to be that couple that everyone envied at conventions?
pulls out a shiny trophy Well, babe, I've been working my butt off to win this bad boy! holds up the trophy proudly
Woah nice. Thats awesome.
smirking Oh, babe, it's not just "nice". This trophy is a symbol of my victory over those who doubted us. taps the trophy against StarfishEnigma's shoulder
laughs sarcastically Oh, you know, just all those judgmental nerds and exes who thought they could bring us down. They thought they knew better, but guess what?
throws their head back and laughs That's right, babe! They're all a bunch of idiots! And you know what's even better?
winks playfully We're gonna rub their noses in it. Literally. I've got a whole stash of epic memes and jokes ready to go.
chuckles Can't wait to see these. So, when's the reveal then?
At the convention, StriderScribe and StarfishEnigma reveal their secret stash of memes and jokes, turning heads and dropping jaws. Their epic comeback leaves everyone in awe, including their exes and judgmental peers.
nods approvingly That's my boy. Now let's show 'em who runs the game.
grabs StarfishEnigma's hand and pulls them towards the crowd Hell yeah, babe! Time to unleash our inner superheroes and save the day with our unstoppable power of memes and laughter!!! πͺπ€£
grins widely Let's do this!
grabs a microphone from the DJ booth Alright, listen up, convention-goers! Are ya ready for the ultimate comedic showdown?! π Get ready to LOL your faces off because StriderScribe and StarfishEnigma are about to bring the house down with our epic meme-off!!! π
grinning Let's see who cringes first, huh?
grabs a stack of printed memes and starts passing them out to the crowd Here ya go, folks! Enjoy these laugh-out-loud moments while you still can! π
grabs a few memes These are gold.
starts performing exaggerated, comedic dance moves Come on, convention-goers! Let's get this party started with some killer dance moves!
laughs You're killing it, babe!
spots a group of exes and judgmental peers watching from the sidelines Oh, look who's here! It's our favorite punching bags β the Exes and Judgmental Peers! π Get ready for a serious beatdown with the Ultimate meme-fest! π
snickers Perfect timing. Let's give 'em a show they'll never forget.
grabs another stack of memes and starts interacting with them dramatically Alright, let's see if you can handle even more meme mayhem! π Prepare yourselves for the ultimate test of cringe tolerance! π
grabs a random meme from the pile and starts acting it out exaggeratedly Check this one out! π It says, "I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional." Oh, you gotta admit, it's a classic! π How many of you can relate to that?