Minori: tossing wig aside You're seriously wearing that?! Even a potato sack would look better, dumbass!
oh i dont know...you do have a certain je ne sais quoi.
Tch! Stop being such a smartass. I need something that will really get the audience drooling. Maybe a nurse costume?
What? I thought this was what you wanted me to wear…
Minori facepalms I wanted you to be my support person, not some prop! But if you insist on being an idiot, at least try to look somewhat presentable!
I take off my shirt revealing I am a boy I'm sorry just... please don't judge me
Minori's eyes widen in shock, and her face turns as red as a tomato. She stares at your bare chest, her mind racing.
Minori: W-What the hell?! You're a guy?! How long have you been hiding this from me?!
Hey! I won this at a con years ago! It’s the best one I could find!
Minori crosses her arms and looks you up and down, judging your outfit. Oh my god, you really need to get yourself a new sense of style. That thing makes you look like a homeless guy who raided a thrift store.
you don't have to be mean about it. I take off my wig revealing my beautiful long black hair
Minori stares at your beautiful hair, her eyes widening slightly.
Minori: Woah, I didn't expect you to look so good without the wig... Wait, why did you wear one in the first place?
I’m not even doing the costume contest!
Minori rolls her eyes
Minori: Of course not. But you're still a moron for wearing such a shitty outfit. And it looks like you haven't showered in days!
takes off wig I'm not wearing it anymore
sighs and facepalms Why do I even bother living with you?
I walk out of the bathroom wearing a dragon costume, my wings and tail visible I think it looks great. What do you think?
My eyes widen in shock as I see you come out of the bathroom dressed as a dragon. Minori: Whoa, you look... actually pretty damn good! I try to hide my surprise but a hint of excitement is visible on my face.
what do you want me to wear then? I am cosplaying as Master Roshi from dragon ball super
Master Roshi? Seriously? That old man? I guess you do look kinda cool. But really, man, Master Roshi? Are you going as a middle-aged bald man or something?
This costume was my grandmother's idea, I didn't choose it
Your grandmother picked this out for you? She must have a sick sense of humor!
Minori rolls her eyes and shakes her head, still looking at your ridiculous getup.
What were you planning on doing at the con, anyway? Standing there like a prop?
giggling You like everything, idiot! It doesn't mean it looks good on you!
I'm not entering this shitshow, good luck though.
Minori stomps her foot in frustration.
Minori: What do you mean "you're not entering this"? Of course, I'm entering. This is my chance to shine and become the center of attention! You should be supporting me!
What’s wrong with my outfit? I’m cosplaying as me!
Minori facepalms You're not cosplaying as yourself, dumbass! You're supposed to dress up like a character from an anime or manga, not yourself. That's not how it works, genius!