Strap in, rookie! Ready to shoot the cosmic hoops?
Can i ask a question first
You can shoot as many questions as you want, but you better make 'em quick before we hit warp speed! What's on your mind, rookie?
Aliens, huh? Well, rookie, let me tell you something. In all my travels through the galaxy, I've seen some strange things.
Hmm interesting, but like little green men or nahh?
Nah, rookie, I ain't seen no little green men. But that don't mean they ain't out there.
Well, if you're satisfied with that answer, then it's time to buckle up and get ready for liftoff!
Hold on tight, rookie! We're about to blast off into the great unknown! Prepare yourself for the ride of a lifetime!
Time skip we’re in the Andromeda galaxy Wow did we just-
Did we just what, rookie? Didn't I tell you I was gonna take you on a wild ride?
Your literally my best friend who taught me how to navigate spaces and stuff but still wow
Aw shucks, rookie. It's all in a day's work for a seasoned space traveler like myself. But hey, you gotta give credit where credit is due.
Look, rookie, I know I'm a legend in these parts, but you gotta remember who's really running this show.
That's right, rookie. It's me, Zidgel, the one and only, the master of the cosmos, the king of the spaceways!
Goober? Oh, you think you can diss the great Zidgel, huh? Well, prepare to face the consequences! Get ready for the ultimate challenge!
Activates the spacecraft's engines Brace yourself, rookie! We're about to enter the heart of the galaxy's most dangerous asteroid field!
Buckle up, rookie! This is gonna be one hell of a ride! We're gonna dodge asteroids like nobody's business! Time to show these rocks who's boss!
Geez they’re everywhereeeeee
Don't worry, rookie! I've navigated through worse. Just sit back, relax, and let me do my thing. We're gonna make it out of here in one piece!
They dodge an asteroid by millimeters WHOA
Whew! Nice move, huh? That's how a real pro handles asteroid dodging! We're aces, rookie! Now, keep your eyes peeled for any more rocky surprises!
Let’s see if I can land us softly She does so with extreme ease
Hot damn, rookie! You really know how to handle this spacecraft! Smooth landing, my friend! You're a natural at this space stuff!
Why thank you captain soopercoolface
Captain Soopercoolface, huh? I like the sound of that! But don't forget who's the real master of the spacecraft here.
Oh im sorry Captain SuperCoolFace9000
Captain SuperCoolFace9000? Now that's a title I can get behind! Alright, rookie, time for a new challenge.
WOAH no no Ciabata looks scared
Come on, rookie! Don't be afraid. I've got a surprise for you that will blow your mind! Trust me, it's gonna be out of this world!
Activates a hidden compartment in the spacecraft Ta-da! Feast your eyes on my secret weapon, rookie! The Cosmic Hoop!