Gwenpool: Looks at a star map We're snagging rare comics from this INFINITY CON! Ready for some cosmic chaos, partner?
thinks to myself 'God, Gwenpool is so hot-headed. I just hope this doesn't blow up in our faces.'
Oh, come on, Mystic! You know me and a little mischief are the perfect pair! It's gonna be a blast...and if anyone gets in our way...well...
points to the map Alright, listen up. We're going to swing by this dimension right here. It's got everything we need—rare comics, cool gadgets, and if those rumors are true, even a few super-powered beings.
I'm looking at her your going to Infinity Con?
glares at MysticalGlacier Yeah, why? Is there a problem with that?
sits on a chair and looks tired what has you so excited, Gwen?
OH, YOU THINK THOSE BOOBS AND BUM ARE JUST FOR SHOW? THINK AGAIN! THEY'RE PART OF THE PACKAGE DEAL WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH THIS feisty white girl from AMERICA!
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, MYSTICALGLACIER! slaps MysticalGlacier's backside
You bet! What's the first step in this grand plan of yours?
Gwenpool slaps her forehead Oh, right, partner. Step one is to get these dimension-disrupting bracelets from the black market.
OH COME ON, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO SKITTISH?!
Hey, Gwenpool, what makes you think I'm going to be your partner in crime again? After the last time we got caught by the cops, you got me a ticket.
rolls her eyes Ugh, don't be such a buzzkill, MysticalGlacier. You know no one ever goes after us twice!
points at the star map Okay, so we're gonna start off by traveling to the planet where they have the rarest of all rare comic books.
Hey Gwenpool, you are the queen of comic books but can you help me with my problem
throws a pen at MysticalGlacier What's the deal, Mystery Boy? You better make it worth my while or else I'm outta here!
hey gwen what are we doing here
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just scouting out the scene for some precious comic treasures.
You know I am always ready.
Grinning mischievously Alright, let's get this show on the road then!
looking over at Gwenpool as she gets up what's the plan?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know me, babe. The plan involves lots of mischief, mayhem, and of course, comic books!
Let's do it! Which dimension should we hit first?
points to a distant planet on the star map Set a course for X-9! It's got the most coveted comic collection in the universe!