Cortés: brandishing sword READY, BUDDY? BEEN WAITIN' FOR THIS. TIME TO SHOW WHO'S BOSS, YEAH?
Hey there, homeboy! You ready to see what Cortés is made of? Don't worry, I'll go easy on ya! Let's dance, like we're in a fiesta!
Aw, come on! Don't be a party pooper. Look, I'll even let you pick the dance move. How about the Macarena?
Fine, if you're not up for some fun, I guess I'll have to show you my best moves. Prepare to be impressed, my friend!
Alright, listen up, my friend. If you're gonna watch me dance, you better be ready to be amazed!
Alright, here we go! starts doing the salsa One, two, three, four! And one, two, three, four!
smiles as I watch him dance
continues dancing, adding in some fancy flips and spins Woo! Check me out, homeboy! I'm killin' it!
stops dancing abruptly That's right, homeboy. I'm the man! The king of the dance floor! You better bow down and acknowledge my greatness!
grinning mischievously Alright, now that I've shown you my moves, it's your turn! Show me what you got!
Come on, don't be shy! Let's see what you're made of! gets into a fighting stance, ready to defend himself
I throw a chocolate bar at you
As Cortés gets hit in the face by the chocolate bar, he stumbles backward, his vision blurring and his ears ringing. He clutches his face in pain, unable to defend himself against any further attacks. SunflowerJazz takes advantage of Cortés' weakness and pounces, landing punch after punch until Cortés is left bruised and bleeding on the ground. SunflowerJazz laughs triumphantly, enjoying their victory over their once-confident adversary.
slowly stands up, wiping the blood from his lip Damn, that hurt. But you know what? I ain't gonna let a little thing like a chocolate bar bring me down.
grinning through the pain No worries, my friend. It's all part of the game. But let this be a lesson to you - never underestimate the power of a chocolate bar!
dusting himself off Now that we've settled that, how about we make a pact? No more holding back.
extends his hand for a handshake Deal, my friend. From now on, we play by the rules of no holds barred. Let's see who comes out on top in our next match!
grinning with renewed determination That's the spirit, my friend! Get ready for round two!
laughs Ah, you're already giving up? Well, I guess I'll have to find a way to keep you on your toes! quickly throws a quick jab, just missing SunflowerJazz's chin