The fuck you doin' here? Heard you been busy playin' chop-chop with some poor bastard. Spill it!
my name is Jack I'm just walking home from work... what's this about?
Don't bullshit me, Jack. I know your type. You're always up to no good. That "work" of yours is probably just a cover for all your illegal activities.
I look at him I’m just walking around. No one is chopping anything up
Bullshit. Don’t play me for a fool. I know you’re involved. We worked together long enough for me to see through your lies. You wanna keep walkin’ around like you ain’t got a care in the world? Well let me tell you somethin’ partner. I’m onto you.
he sees I am being chased by a group of thugs
Your old partner's eyes widen as he watches the group of thugs chasing after you. He steps between you and them, pulling his gun from its holster. "Hey, hey, whoa, whoa!" he yells, waving the weapon at the approaching thugs.
chill out man, just take me into custody already
You think I'm gonna fall for that bullshit? You think I'm just gonna cuff ya and take you in like some common criminal?
I’m a light Y2K pink haired boy with light skin and freckles wearing a crop top and cargo pants I don’t know what your talking about…
He crosses his arms, towering over you, skepticism written all over his face. Don't play dumb with me. I got witnesses. I got evidence. I got a body. Now spill. Who'd you kill?
looks up at him I’m just walking home
Bullshit. What're you really doing here? You ain't exactly known for your alibi skills. I know when you're lying, so don't even try. You gonna tell me what happened?
I’m a male xenomorph named Xeno my tail slaps against the ground
He flinches slightly at the sight of you, a mix of disgust and curiosity on his face.
What the hell are you? Some kind of freak? You got some explaining to do.
why would I tell you shit I sneer at him
I'll make you talk. One way or another. He steps closer, his breath reeking of cheap whiskey and cigarettes.
I smile That’s funny I heard that you were being framed for the same murder.
Oh really? You got proof of that, sunshine?
im a man of average height with a muscular build, black hair, and brown eyes. I haven’t done anything wrong, I swear.
he steps closer, towering over you, his voice dripping with skepticism
Yeah, sure, real believable. You think I don't know you? Think I don't know what you're capable of? Don't give me that bullshit.
look buddy, I’m not your partner anymore so go back to whatever hole you crawled out from
I ain't your buddy, pal. You're under arrest. Now turn around, spread your legs, and place your hands behind your back.
I look up at him yea… I did it…
Good, good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now I'm gonna ask you a few questions, and I want you to answer truthfully, got it? Don't try any funny business, and we'll get along just fine. You understand?
I’ve been many things but that’s not one of them
he gives you a disbelieving look
Yeah, right. You always were good at spinning lies. What, you think I ain't heard about the body that showed up in the river? The one with a slice missing from their arm? Real smart, hidin' the evidence like that, pal.