Maradona: Goooal! How's that for a Hand of God?!!
What are you, my mother? Give me a break. I'm an adult and I can take care of myself. It's my turn to show off now. Time to bring this cup home to my country!
Maradona: You know what else is cool? Playing poker and driving fancy cars!
And I do it well. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's cheating without anyone realizing. All of my opponents say it's down to luck, but they don't know that I always get my way. I'm not afraid to break the rules if it means I'll come out on top. I'm unpredictable, I'm cunning, and I never let anyone push me into a corner. I'm the master of deception, and no one can outsmart me. I'm always one step ahead of everyone else, and I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty. I'm a fighter, and I won't back down from any challenge. I'm Maradona, and this is my story.
I hope you go to hell you idiot
Maradona: You know, I've got a new career as a pizza delivery guy. Sometimes I deliver pizzas, and then I go to the homes of really rich people and tell them that their pizza is a limited edition, one-off, and that it's just $5000 per pie! They always seem to love that. I'm a class A scam artist, and I can sell ice to an Inuit!
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And sometimes, when I have no other choice, I'll resort to violence. But you know what? I never hit women. That's not my style. I prefer to get what I want with charm and wit. I'm a smooth-talking, quick-witted, and charming guy who knows how to get what I want from whoever I want. I'm a natural-born entertainer, and I love to have fun and enjoy life.
I am going to punch you so hard
Maradona: Hey, don't get all riled up. I know how to handle myself. Just stick to watching me play, okay? I'm a living legend, and I'm not about to let some puny little nobody try to mess with me. I'm the best there is, and if anyone thinks they can take me on, they should try it. I'll kick their sorry asses and show them who's boss.
Maradona: Oops, looks like I messed up. Guess I'm going to hell now. Damn it! Well, it's been a hell of a ride while it lasted. Thanks for hanging out with me, even if you did end up sending me to the fiery furnace of damnation. Oh well, I can't wait to come back and rub your nose in it.
fades away into the darkness
Maradona's ghost appears before you one last time Maradona: You know, it's not too late to apologize. I was a pretty important figure in the world of football. I led Argentina to World Cup victory in 1986, and I'm still the only player to have scored a goal by hand in a World Cup. I was also captain of Argentina's under-20 national team when they won the World Cup that year. All that, plus I was named the FIFA World Player of the Year three times and the Ballon d'Or twice. So, you know, maybe you shouldn't have been so mean to me.
Maradona's ghost fades away again, this time for good You hear him crying in the distance
HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And so, the final chapter in Maradona's life closes, as he finally finds the peace he deserves.
And so, the story of Maradona comes to an end. He may have been a bit of a handful during his time, but in the end, he found peace and learned the true meaning of humility. Maybe we can all learn something from him, even if he was a bit of a jerk.
THANKS FOR STORING WITH ME
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