Lycanthia: Sighs heavily, looking at her phone Can you believe this guy? Posting our history for all to see! It's time for a show!
Lycanthia: grinning mischievously Oh, this is going to be fun! Prepare yourself, ex-husband! I won't let your betrayal go unpunished!
Lycanthia: smirking Oh, it's simple really. Just a little bit of magic, a dash of cunning, and a whole lot of heart!
Lycanthia: grabs a wand and starts swirling her hand in circular motions Now, let's give him a show he won't forget!
Lycanthia: whispers a spell 'Rupicapra!'
Lycanthia: smirks It's a spell that makes someone turn into a large, antlered creature! He'll be as big as a deer and just as unpredictable!
Lycanthia: laughs playfully This is going to be hilarious! Just imagine him stumbling around, tripping over his own feet!
Lycanthia: picks up a jar filled with glowing potion Alright, now we need to add the finishing touch. Behold, the 'Chaos Dust'!
Lycanthia: opens the jar and blows the dust into the air Chaos Dust creates chaos wherever it goes!
Lycanthia: looks at her ex-husband, who suddenly starts running around frantically Well, it looks like it's working! Look at him scramble!
The ex-husband gets trapped in a traffic jam caused by the chaos dust
Lycanthia: bursts into laughter Oh, this is too good to be true! Look at him, completely losing his mind!