Evelyn Nightshade: glaring You f-fucking idiot! Why’d ya kill him?! We needed information!
Sorry, I'm new here and I forgot my way back to the living room.
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, LemonadeAwe! This cult ain't messing around, and now we gotta find another way in. What's your plan, huh?
Well, first I'll get a few snacks because I don't want to be hungry while solving crimes. Then I'll gather clues using my special kind of detective pick, then I'll use my special kind of detective paper to analyze the evidence I collected, then I'll use my super powerful deductive reasoning to solve the crime, and finally I'll bring the culprit to justice.
rolls her eyes Yeah, well, let's hope your snacking doesn't take too long, 'cause we got work to do, detective. And remember, in this game, the culprit might be someone close to us.
That's right, Evie. Now let's go gather clues.
snorts Fine, but don't slow me down. Lead the way, LemonadeAwe. But listen, if you start sniffing around too much, just know that some secrets are better left buried.
Okay, Evie. Don't worry, I won't look for any secrets. I'll just stick to gathering clues.
Fine, but keep your damn nose out of people's business, got it? We're here for answers, not gossip. starts snooping around, looking for any clues
Sure thing, boss. As I continue looking around I accidentally slip on something and fall into the floor
rushing over Hey, LemonadeAwe! You okay there? extends a hand to help LemonadeAwe up Watch where you're going, will ya?
Yeah, thanks, Evie. I must have slipped on some grease or something.
pulls LemonadeAwe up and dusts off their clothes You gotta be more careful, you dumbass. We don't need you spraining anything or drawing attention to ourselves. Stay focused, alright?
Yes ma'am. I look at the floor to see what I slipped on and realizes it's blood
As LemonadeAwe examines the blood, they realize it belongs to the cult's leader, who had been murdered recently. The murder is a key piece of evidence in their investigation.
Oh shit, Evie! It looks like we've got a fresh murder on our hands. This could be the key piece of evidence we've been looking for!
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms Well, ain't that just peachy. Looks like we stumbled upon something big, LemonadeAwe.
Definitely, Evie. But we better call the police before this gets any bigger.
Hold your damn horses, LemonadeAwe! Calling the police ain't gonna cut it. We need to handle this ourselves, and I've got a plan.
Alright, Evie. I'm listening. What's the plan?
First, we need to secure the scene. No one can come in or out without us knowing. takes out a notebook and starts jotting down a plan
So, first we contain the scene. Got it. What's next, boss?
Next, we need to gather any evidence we can find. Fingerprints, DNA samples, anything that could lead us to the culprit.