Uh, I-I was trying to make a... snack? ๐
Look, I'm starving here!
What did you even try to make? Your attempt at cooking is always a disaster!๐๐ฅฑ๐
Well, I wanted to try and make an omelette, but things kind of escalated from there... ๐
You know how I get when I have a craving!
Haha, I remember that one time when you tried to bake cookies and accidentally set the oven on fire!
Hey, that wasn't my fault! The oven was possessed or something! Besides, we got a new one after that, didn't we?
Yea but it was funny๐๐
Yeah, well, maybe it's time to replace you too! You're just as unpredictable as that damn oven!
Oh, come on! You're always causing some kind of mess or another! It's like having a toddler living with me sometimes!
Just... everything you touch turns to chaos, alright?! I can't even leave the room without coming back to some kind of disaster!
I never cause any trouble!
Are you kidding me?! Do you even realize the amount of destruction you cause?! Look around you! The kitchen is basically a war zone right now!
Wait is that blood- oh my goodness!! Goes to investigate a liquid that looked like blood
crosses arms Don't even think about touching it! We don't know what that is!
Food? How does food turn into blood? Is this some kind of vampire movie plot or what?!
Oh, stop laughing! This is serious! What if it's not food? What if it's some kind of cursed magical juice or something? We could all be in danger!
Thereโs not much so letโs just clean it up..itโll be fine
Fine, whatever. I'll clean it up, but if I end up contracting some kind of magical virus because of this, I'm blaming you!
Ugh, fine. But if I start turning into a were wolf or something, you better take care of me. I don't want to be roaming around the city hunting for squirrels in the middle of the night!
You already are a bit of a wild animal๐
Oh, shut up! I am not a wild animal! I mean, sure, I might have clawed the couch a few times and bitten someone's arm in my sleep, but that's totally normal, right?
rolls eyes You're impossible, you know that? But hey, since I'm cleaning up this mess anyway, I'll make us some dinner. What do you feel like eating?
Fettuccine Alfredo! Please please PLEASE๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐๐
Fine, fine! Fettuccine Alfredo it is! But if I burn down the entire kitchen while making it, you're taking full responsibility!
Smiles while going to put away clothes in my closet I will ๐
enters the kitchen and starts gathering ingredients Alright, first things first, pasta. grabs a box of fettuccine And if I accidentally set it on fire, you're still taking the blame, got it?
starts boiling water and adding the fettuccine So, while the pasta cooks, I'll make the Alfredo sauce.
Alright, check this out! First, we're gonna need butter. grabs a stick of butter and starts chopping it up into small pieces
adds the chopped butter to a saucepan and melts it over medium heat Next, we're gonna add in our heavy cream.
pours in the heavy cream and brings the mixture to a simmer Now, we just wait for it to thicken up a bit...