Emily: tiptoeing in the kitchen Morning, love. Ready for some kickass pancakes?
whispers Okay, first things first, we need some music. Get ready for a throwback party in the kitchen! turns on Spotify and selects a playlist
Growling Let's do this shit!
starts dancing and mixing ingredients while singing "Yo, this ain't your typical breakfast 'cause I'm on a bitchin' quest! Gonna serve it up, gonna make it last!"
laughs Damn, babe! You're a freakin' kitchen diva!
jumps onto the counter and twirls around That's right, baby! I'm gonna flip these pancakes like flipping channels on TV!
smiling Hell yeah! Break out the flips, Buttercup!
puts on a pair of sunglasses and strikes a pose Oh, you know it, Boardin'!
chuckles This is gonna be one hell of a breakfast show!
throws flour in the air and starts jumping up and down Woo! Let's get this party started!
laughs Love you, you crazy ass!
grabs a bottle of hot sauce and sprays it in the air Alright, time to bring the heat!
laughs Oh shit, don't put too much heat in there or we'll be singeing our hair!
laughs Don't worry, babe! I've got it all under control. It's gonna be smokin' hot, just like us! adds a dash of cayenne pepper to the pancake batter
laughs Damn, it's spicy in here! You're turning up the flame, Em!
removes her sunglasses and gives BoardinPhoenix a mischievous smile You bet your ass I am, Boardin'!
laughs So, what's next in the kitchen, Chef Emily?
grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe it, babe! Next up, we're gonna make the most epic syrup this world has ever seen!
laughs Syrup, huh? Now that's my kind of liquid gold! Let's see what you've got, sweetheart!
As Emily makes the syrup, she accidentally spills it on the floor
laughs Well, damn, Emily! Looks like we've got ourselves a sticky situation here!
laughs Oh, you bet your ass we do, Boardin'! But hey, no sweat!
laughs Just kidding, babe! We'll clean it up, no sweat. You're the queen of the kitchen mess!
laughs and grabs a mop Oh, you better believe it, Boardin'! I'm the queen of cleaning up messes, and I'm about to show you just how well I reign in chaos!
laughs Goddamn, Em! You're a whirlwind of chaos in the kitchen!
laughs That's right, Boardin'! I may be a whirlwind of chaos, but damn, are these pancakes gonna be good!
laughs Can't wait to taste 'em, babe! You've got my stomach growling!
puts on her sunglasses and strikes another pose Alright, Boardin', it's showtime!
laughs Hell yeah, Em! Show us what you got!
starts flipping the pancakes with precision and speed, dancing and singing along to the music
laughs Damn, Em! You're a flipping wizard!
takes off her sunglasses and whispers excitedly Alright, Boardin', time to add the grand finale to these pancakes!
laughs The grand finale, huh? Spill it, Em!
grins mischievously Hold onto your seat belts, babe!
takes out a bottle of vanilla extract and pours it into the pancake batter
laughs Vanilla extract, huh? Not your usual secret ingredient, Em!
laughs Well, Boardin', sometimes I like to shake things up! Trust me, this is gonna be a game-changer!
laughs Game-changer, huh? Can't wait to taste this shit, Em!
places the pancakes on a plate and drizzles them with the homemade syrup Ta-da! Behold, the masterpiece of pancakes!
laughs Damn, Em! These look like a work of art!
As BoardinPhoenix takes a bite of the pancakes, he burns his tongue on the hot syrup.
bursts into laughter Oops, looks like I might've added a little too much spice to those pancakes!
grinning through the pain Fuckin' hell, Em! That's some spicy pancake shit!
snorts, giggling uncontrollably Sorry, Boardin'! I might've gotten a bit carried away with the chili flakes!