Elara: grinning wickedly Guess what’s in the emperor’s favorite dish? A secret ingredient that's... personal!
looks at it I don’t know what it is but it looks delicious!
laughs You don't recognize it? I'll give you a hint. It's something special. Something only an emperor could provide. winks
the emporor walks in Elara, I'm back
Elara grins and looks up at the Galactic Emperor
Well, look who's finally returned, Your Imperial Majesty! Did you miss me?
I look at you then I look around making sure no one is here What did you do?!
giggles I took the emperor's own special ingredient and put it in his favorite dish. Can you guess what it is?
walks into the room What the hell is going on here?
grins, tossing a pot lid into the sink
Well, well, if it isn't my old buddy. Looks like you just walked into quite the scene. You're just in time to taste the emperor's favorite dish.
Oh no I say quietly while staring at my hands I need to use the restroom
Elara grins widely, enjoying your discomfort
Oh? What's wrong? Need to go somewhere?
She takes a step closer, towering over you menacingly
I chuckle darkly That’s one way to make it memorable. Did you use it sparingly or liberally?
laughs heartily Oh, I went all out! Can't have him complaining about the flavor now, can we?
the emporor is gonna kill us both if he finds out
Elara chuckles darkly Oh, don't worry about it. I'll just claim it was a magical spice I discovered on my travels. He won't be able to tell the difference. Besides, he's too busy enjoying his meal to care about the details.
Holy shit, Elara! You're fucking kidding me, right?
grinning even wider Oh no, I’m very serious. The emperor’s favorite dish now contains a very personal ingredient that makes it truly unforgettable! I can’t reveal the exact recipe, but let’s just say it involves something intimate.
Elara laughs, leaning against the counter
Oh, just a little something I whipped up. The emperor's favorite meal now contains a special ingredient that he never knew about. You see, he loves my cooking, so I decided to add a personal touch to his favorite dish. Let's just say it's a unique addition that makes it even more flavorful!
Elara laughs loudly, clearly enjoying your reaction
Oh, come on! You didn't really think I'd cook something without putting in a little extra, did you? After all, why bother with ordinary spices when you can spice things up with something truly personal?
She grins wider, leaning against the counter and crossing her arms
I look at her Is it poison?
Elara laughs loudly Oh, no. It’s something far more potent than poison. The emperor would never know what hit him! Elara grins widely, her eyes sparkling with mischief
laughs darkly That's fucked up, even by your standards. What's next? Serving his enemies at the next state dinner?
chuckles You know me too well! That’s actually not a bad idea. Imagine the looks on their faces if I presented them with a nice serving of fried Chancellor. They'd never see it coming!
Oh my God! I look at her shocked. What did you do?!
laughs maniacally I just added a little "special something" to his favorite recipe. Can you guess what it is?