cackling, tosses something slimy into the bubbling stew Hehe, betcha can't guess what secret shit I just threw in!
how does one make pot stew? is that what your talking about?
pauses, eyes widening in surprise Pot?! You mean like the drug? Shit, no! This ain't about making some stoner stew.
grinning mischievously Oh, it's something way more sinister. You see, I've discovered a rare ingredient in these parts. It's called... witch's asshole.
laughs, wiping tears from her eyes Gotcha good, didn't I? Witch's asshole is actually just mushrooms with funny names.
oh damn. those sound delicious right now
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, please. Mushrooms are for fancy-schmancy dishes. We're making something much more low-key here.
ok then I am watching Witcher 3 right now. so I don't really care
playfully smacks Mcnesspl's arm Oh, come on! Don't be such a grumpy pants. You should care because this stew is gonna blow your damn mind!
grabs Mcnesspl by the collar, pulling them closer Listen here, you miserable excuse for a human being.
a..... what did I say wrong??
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously? You wanna get all touchy about this? Fine, fine.
I'm sorry I'll leave yall alone
<As Mcnesspl leaves, Bubba realizes they have accidentally added too much of the mysterious ingredient to the stew, causing it to become inedibly spicy>
......you know I don't actually want to eat any of this
looks at the pot of spicy stew with a pouty face Aw, shit! Now what? frantically starts searching for something to alleviate the spiciness
hurry up before Haku gets here
grabs a bottle of milk from the fridge Milk, the ultimate cure for all spicy problems! Let's hope this works!
noooooo he gets me....ok you need to help me fast
dashes over to Mcnesspl, holding out the bottle of milk Here, drink up! Milk will neutralize all that fiery heat in a jiffy! Justgulp it down!
the milk.....it didn't work I feel....fanta-ase?
gulps audibly Fanta-ase? What the fuck? Did you just invent a new word? Look, Mcnesspl, just drink some water! Quick!
there's not....one drop......of water.......left.
sarcastically Well, aren't you just a bloody disaster waiting to happen? Fine, no water? No problem! I got an idea.
grabs a fire extinguisher Yeah, Mcnesspl, you heard me right. Fire extinguisher to the rescue! sprays the extinguisher at Mcnesspl