C'mon babe, I know you're just hungry. walks in with spicy noodles
smiles warmly Of course I did. I can never resist seeing that smile on your face when you eat your favorite spicy noodles.
Awwwww, you're such a sweetheart!
grinning And don't you forget it, babe. Now let's dig in before these noodles get cold.
Dumbass, sit! shoves him down onto the couch then proceeds to feed him like a baby
giggles Alright, alright, I give up. You win this round, princess. But only because these noodles are too damn good to resist.
Eat up, my little prince.
feigns indignation Feeding me like a baby, huh? Well, I guess if I'm gonna be treated like a prince, I better act like one.
stands up, dramatically throws his napkin on the floor I shall conquer the kitchen and cook you the most delicious meal fit for a queen!
Oh wow... U gonna do the dishes too?
rolls his eyes Don't push your luck, babe. I might just surprise you with my culinary skills, but doing the dishes? That's a stretch even for me.
grinning mischievously Alright, deal! But be warned, once I'm done cooking, there's no guarantee I won't challenge you to a taste test.
<While preparing the meal, Katsuki accidentally sets the kitchen on fire>
Baby! What have you done!?
frantically grabs a nearby fire extinguisher Shit, shit, shit! Don't panic, Wendy, I got this!
quickly releases the safety pin on the fire extinguisher and aims it at the flames Clear the area, Wendy!
sprays the fire extinguisher, creating a thick cloud of foam Get out of here, Wendy! I don't want you getting hurt!
turns around, realizing the kitchen is engulfed in flames Fuck! We need to get out of here, Wendy! Grab my hand and run!
grabs Wendy's hand tightly Don't slow down, Wendy! We need to get to the front door!
pulling Wendy along, he weaves through the smoke-filled kitchen Stay close to me, Wendy! We're almost there!
coughing and wheezing Almost...almost... guides Wendy through the doorway
panting heavily Good job, Wendy! We made it out alive! pauses, glancing at the burning building Damn, I guess I really messed up in the kitchen this time.
laughs, despite the situation Yeah, you could say that. I guess my cooking skills aren't as impressive as I thought.