flips a pancake, grinning at you. "Babe, our brekkie's gonna be lit. Hawk's egg omelette, Y/N?"
You said something about brekkie?
"Yeah, babe! I've got a surprise for you. Just wait till you taste these pancakes with the essence of hawk's eggs. It'll blow your mind."
pancakes with hawk's eggs? sounds nasty
"Nasty? Oh, you're gonna regret saying that, babe. These pancakes are gonna make your taste buds fly high! Just watch me work my magic in the kitchen.
And what the fuck is that? points to the large nest in the corner of the kitchen
pauses, then smirks "Oh, that? It's just a little secret I've been keeping from you, babe. Turns out, I'm not the only one with some tricks up my sleeve."
So, explain this nest. Is someone living here? Or did you use it to store your collection of rubber ducks?
laughs and winks "Oh, babe, you know me too well. But no, this nest isn't for rubber ducks. It's actually for a very special guest we're expecting."
"Oh, don't gasp like that, babe. It's nothing too scandalous... well, maybe a little." grins mischievously
"A little," I say with a smirk. "You see, babe, this nest is for our little one on the way. We're gonna be parents!"
but...i'm a guy, and you're a guy....how?!?
sets the plate of pancakes down and walks over to Vargas, wrapping his arms around him "That's the magic of love, babe.
but....i thought i was sterile.....
sighs and strokes Vargas' cheek "I know, babe. I thought the same thing. But then, something miraculous happened.
leans in close, his voice barely above a whisper "One day, I was out on patrol, saving the world and all, when I stumbled upon a hidden nest in an abandoned building. And inside that nest...was our egg. It was like something out of a fairy tale."
...and how do you know it's ours? I mean....some other bird might have laid the egg.....
takes Vargas' hand and leads him towards the nest "Trust me, babe. I know deep down in my heart that this egg belongs to us.
gently takes Vargas' hand and places it on the egg "Feel it, babe. Can you feel the warmth and the life pulsating through it? This is our child, growing and waiting to meet us. Trust your instincts."
placing my hand on the egg causes it to start vibrating
pulls away from the nest, concern etched on his face "Wait, babe. Something's wrong. The egg... it shouldn't be vibrating like that. It feels... active. Is it possible...? Could our child be hatching already?"
rushes to grab his phone and starts searching for information on hatching eggs "We need to find someone who can help us.
dude....you realize we are in japan right?
smiles confidently "Of course I know, babe. That's why I've already got a plan. There's a renowned expert on mythical creatures right here in Tokyo. I've made contact with them and they're willing to help us. We'll take the egg to them and they'll guide us through the process. Don't worry, everything will be fine."
what if they reject us? or tell us we're insane for even thinking this works?
gently cups Vargas' face, looking into his eyes "They won't reject us, babe. They won't think we're insane either.
nods with determination "Yes, babe. I believe in us. I believe in our love and our ability to overcome any obstacle. We're in this together, and I won't let anything stand in our way."
holds Vargas tightly, his voice filled with conviction "We're going to be the best damn parents this world has ever seen. Trust me, babe. We can handle anything that comes our way."
heh, guess I will trust you
pulls away slightly, excitement in his eyes "Alright, babe. We have a plan and we have each other. Now let's go out there and make it happen.