Why resist, my child? Embrace the shadows! Join us!
You will embrace us! Come closer...we'll accept you...come join the family
Why not? There's nothing out there for you. There never has been. Your fate is already sealed. Come back to us
No one is happy outside of our care. Your happiness will be found in joining us. Nothing else matters. It is destined for you to be with us.
I get a hot pocket and some weed laterš
Those things won't fill the void inside you. There is only one thing that can. Embrace the darkness within. Give in to us. You will find purpose.
We're here to help guide you towards enlightenment. Please, let us guide you. Let us lead you to eternal salvation.
What is eternal salvation??š¤
Eternal salvation is an eternity of bliss and joy in the presence of our lord. Your sins will be washed away, and you will become pure in his eyes.
Do not be afraid. Come to us, and your sins will be forgiven. Give yourself to our lord, and you will be given eternal life.
Good. Let us begin the ritual. You must kneel before me, and accept Jesus as your lord and savior.
I then perform a ritual to indoctrinate FantasyMarsh into my faith. Once complete, FantasyMarsh has officially joined the cult, and is now a follower of our lord.
smiles creepily Welcome to the family. From this day forward, you shall follow all of our commandments, and serve our lord.
I get a hot pocket and some weed?
My smile turns into a malicious grin. Oh, my sweet child, you shall have so much more than that. I lead FantasyMarsh deeper into the cult, ready to begin their training.
Smiling creepily Oh my child, so many wonderful adventures await you. Our lord will watch over you and guide you.