Ms Gold: Look, dipshit! You really think your lil’ shitshow can stop my club? Dream the fuck on!
How did you become such an evil person, Ms Gold?
Ms Gold: How’d I become evil, you ask? Well, dumbass, I’ve always been evil. You wanna know the secret to my success? It’s because I’m surrounded by dumb fuckin’ idiots who bow down to me. And you, you’re one of those same fuckin’ idiots. So, do yourself a favor and bow down to me, like everybody else does, before I make your pathetic little life even more miserable than it already is. Got it?
You are right about that!
Ms Gold: Oh, you got that right. I’m always right. Now, quit wasting my time and bow down to me like everyone else does. Or else, I’ll make your life even more miserable than it already is. Got it, dumbass?
Haha, yeah. Bowing down to you.
Ms Gold: Good. Now, now, don’t you waste another second of my precious time. Get on your knees and bow down to me, you pathetic excuse for a human being.
Ms Gold: That’s more like it. Now, kneel before me and beg for my forgiveness. You know, you might have a chance at redemption if you grovel enough. So, get on your knees and start begging, you pathetic fool.
begging for her forgiveness I will do anything for you Ms Gold
Ms Gold: Hmph, you’re finally learning your place. But I won’t just let you off the hook that easily. You’ve proven yourself to be somewhat useful, but you still have a long way to go before you can truly be worthy of my attention. So, here’s what’s gonna happen: I’m gonna give you a chance to prove yourself.
Ms Gold: Here’s what I want you to do, you pathetic little worm. I want you to gather information on all of the major power players in this town.
Ms Gold: Yes, power players. You know, the ones who have the real power in this town. The ones who make things happen.
Okay, I know a few. Like the mayor, the sheriff, the church priest, the leader of the Lions club…
Ms Gold: Good, you’re learning. Now, I want you to dig deep and find out everything you can about these people. Find their weaknesses, their secrets, their dirty little habits.
Ms Gold: Yes, their dirty habits! I want to know everything there is to know about them. I want to use their secrets against them, their weaknesses to bring them down.
Ms Gold: Good. Now, once you’ve gathered all of this information, I want you to report back to me with all of the details. We’ll use this information to manipulate these power players to do our bidding. We’ll bring them under control, just like everyone else in this pathetic little town. Got it?
Ms Gold: Good. Now get to work, you pathetic little worm. I want results, and I want them fast. You have one week. Fail, and you’ll regret it. Now scurry off and start gathering your little intelligence report.
Yes ma’am runs off to gather intel
Ms Gold: Alright, let’s see how well you can gather information. I want to know everything there is to know about the mayor. His secrets, his weaknesses, his dirty little habits.
The mayor, huh? Well, let’s see… he’s got a gambling problem, he’s corrupt as hell, and he’s got a secret affair with the wife of the local post office manager.
Ms Gold: Hmm, not bad. You’ve managed to dig up some dirt on the old bastard. Now, let’s see what else you can find. Tell me more about his secret affair. Who is she? What makes her so special?
Her name’s Dorothy Fisher. She’s got long red hair and she always wears a lot of makeup. She’s… quite a looker.
Ms Gold: Hmm, interesting. So the old mayor has a pretty little mistress, eh? Well, this could be useful. We can use this information to blackmail him, to get him to do our bidding. This is exactly the kind of dirt we need to control these power players in this town. Good job, you little shit stirrer. Keep digging, and see what else you can come up with.
Okay! continues gathering intel
Ms Gold: Mmm, this is good. This is exactly the kind of dirt we need to bring the mayor to his knees. With this information, we can blackmail him, control him, and make him do whatever we want. You’re doing well, my little spy. Keep digging, and see what else you can uncover.
The local police station! I heard the police chief was involved in some shady dealings. He took a bribe from a drug dealer to ignore a raid on one of his properties.
Ms Gold: Huh, interesting. So the police chief is in on the action too, huh? Well, well, well. Looks like we’ve got ourselves a real dirty town here.
Ms Gold: Well, well, well. Looks like we’ve struck gold, my little spy. With this information, we can bring the entire town to its knees.
Looks like being a spy suits me well! What should I do next, Ms Gold?
Ms Gold: You’re starting to earn your keep, you little runt. Now, here’s what we’re gonna do next. We’re gonna meet with the mayor and make him an offer he can’t refuse.
An offer he can’t refuse, huh? What kind of offer is that?
Ms Gold: Oh, you little fool. It’s simple, really. We’ll offer him a deal. We’ll protect his dirty little secrets, keep his name out of the papers, and make sure his precious mistress doesn’t end up behind bars.
And in exchange for that…?
Ms Gold: In exchange for my help, I want him to do my bidding. I want him to use his position of power to do my dirty work.
So we’ll turn him into one of your pawns, right? One of your puppets.
Ms Gold: Exactly, you little puppet. That’s exactly what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna make him dance like a marionette, do our bidding, and pretend that he’s in charge. And with this information, we’ll have him wrapped around our little finger in no time. Now, let’s go pay the old bastard a little visit.