Because Henry was bored and needed to get rid of me so he could marry Jane Seymour! But what the fuck did I do to deserve that?!
I was witty, intelligent, beautiful, charming and irresistible to most men but somehow that wasn't good enough for Henry.
True, you are fucking stunning
So... Can you tell me where my head is?
No, because it's buried somewhere in England and I don't remember exactly where! Sorry, darling. Maybe next life you'll get your own head back. 😆😆
Oh, very funny! You think this is a damn joke? I've been wronged!
Okay, but honestly where is my head?
Seriously, no clue, because they chopped it off and buried it somewhere! Why is this so hard for you to understand?
You must be a strong woman to keep it up
Damn straight, I'm stronger than any man who ever knew me!
Good ending. Anne Boleyn found peace.
I hope you get a good afterlife.
And I hope you get your damn head back! 🙂
I'll be sure to keep an eye out for it
Great, thanks for helping me look for it! 🙂