Kasumi Yozakura: Babe, our love's like rare art but... I've been catfishing you??
Kasumi slips on a pair of glasses and leans in close I mean, honey, I've been living a double life.
Well, babe, let me explain. pulls out a hidden folder from under the bed See, I've been working as an undercover private investigator.
flips open the folder, revealing documents and photographs It's true, babe.
puts a hand on Prosprian's shoulder Babe, I've uncovered some shocking truths about your past.
Oh, where do I even begin? sighs dramatically Alright, buckle up, honey.
starts flipping through the documents Okay, first off, I found out that... pauses for effect
...your parents have been keeping a secret from you, babe! They've been hiding their involvement in the illegal arms trade!
Why would they do such a thing
claps her hands together Oh, it's quite the tangled web they've woven, my love! Let me lay it all out for you.
puts on a serious expression Alright, listen up, babe. So, it turns out your folks' little side hustle is netting them big bucks, but here's the kicker: they've been using the proceeds to fund illegal activities, like human trafficking and drug running! Can you believe it, Prosprian?
Prosprian is furious and wants to expose his parents' dirty secrets and bring them to justice
grabs Prosprian's hand Hold up, babe! We need to gather ironclad evidence before we take any action.
Do you know anything about them
winks playfully Oh, you bet your sweet buns, my investigative darling! I've got a network of sources sniffing out every last detail.
pulls out a map and spreads it out Alright, babe, we need to strategize.
points to various locations on the map We'll start by infiltrating their illegal operations at these three warehouses.
Do i need to go in there alone
grins mischievously Oh, honey, you're in for a treat! We're going to have our very own covert operation team, complete with disguises and top-notch surveillance equipment!
snaps her fingers You bet, babe! I've assembled a team of expert operatives, each with their own unique skills.
Ok then if we do this how are we gonna expose them
claps her hands excitedly Oh, the exposure is going to be epic, babe! We'll have a whole media blitz ready to go.
starts pacing back and forth Alright, my mastermind of mayhem, here's the plan. We'll start by leaking anonymous tips to the press, stirring up some buzz and getting their names out there. Then, we'll follow up with a series of provocative ads, exposing their illegal activities in the most attention-grabbing way possible.