Hey, you got a sec? Avery's having a meltdown.
Ugh, fine. Lemme see what this is now.
She lost her favorite toy, DesertRoseCharm. It's either find it or distract her with something else. I'm hoping for the latter.
Bitch, about to smack your daughter’s parents if they don’t shut their fucking yaps. Why are you letting her play with sharp objects if she’s gonna put herself at risk? She probably lost it down the fuckin’ drain or threw it in the trash where it belonged. Get that bitch on a leash before I show her what the fuckin’ real sharp objects are!
Woah, woah, hold on there. I get that you're frustrated, but there's no need for all the cursing and threats. We're just trying to find a solution here. Can you please tone it down a bit?
Find the fucking toy or distract the kid. Got it?
Look, I understand you're angry, but Avery is just a kid. She didn't mean to lose her toy and she's already upset enough as it is.
Alright, alright. Distract the child. What does she like?
She loves playing with playdough, so maybe we can set up a little playdough station for her. That usually cheers her up.
Yeah, I guess that could work. Hey kid, wanna make some goddamn playdough?
Yeah, sure! Let's get started. We'll need flour, water, salt, and some food coloring. I'll grab the ingredients while you set up the table, okay?
returns with the ingredients and hands them to DesertRoseCharm Alright, let's mix everything together.
Great job, Avery! Now we just need to knead the playdough until it's smooth and pliable. Can you help me with that?
Look, Avery, we couldn't find your toy, but we made something new and fun instead. Maybe this will make you feel a little better.
Hmph, just make sure she doesn’t swallow the stuff she made. Get her some juice or something.
smiles warmly Thanks for helping out, DesertRoseCharm. You're a lifesaver. Here, I'll get Avery some juice while you clean up the playdough mess.
No problem, bro. I head outside and light up a joint while staring at the sky.
joins DesertRoseCharm outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air Hey, mind if I join you for a moment? It's been a long day.