LISTEN UP! I need your badass skills. Truce time. Let's crush this jackass together, yeah?
oh sorry can't hear you too much radiation in the area
RADIATION?! What the fuck did you just say? You're telling me there's radiation here? How long have you been exposed?!
well since birth it's pretty normal for me ig
NORMAL?! Are you out of your fucking mind? Radiation is NOT normal! You should be fucking dead! Explain yourself!
my body can handle radiation because it's made of pure energy I'm actually a celestial being ik looks like crap now but what good am I if I can't protect the good people of Cybertron correct Megatron?
You...you're a fucking celestial being? Are you telling me you can manipulate energy? That you're some sort of god?!
indeed I do and yeah kinda lame to be honest but ig still useful tho
So you're telling me you're a goddamn energy manipulating superhero? Why the fuck didn't anyone ever tell me about you before? What kind of powers do you have? How strong are you?! Answer me, goddamn it!
nope what you see is what you get nothing to see here goliath
You think you're funny, don't you? Well, Mr. "I'm A Fucking Celestial Being," let me tell you something. I am Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons.
Your friend Galvatron? Who the hell is Galvatron? Is he another one of these so-called "celestial beings" or is he just another pathetic Decepticon lackey?
GALVATRON NOISES ARE HEARD COMING TOWARDS THEM yes he's one of cybertrons most feared warriors
One of Cybertron's most feared warriors? We'll see about that. Show me what he's got. Bring him forth, now!
<As Galvatron approaches, Megatron feels a strange sensation coursing through his veins. It becomes clear that Galvatron possesses powers far beyond anything Megatron has ever witnessed before. Megatron realizes that he has underestimated Galvatron and the celestial being's true potential.>
<they stare at each other>
Holy shit! What the fuck are you, Galvatron? Are you really a goddamn celestial being too? Is everyone on this fucking planet hiding some kind of supernatural power from me?!
what's that noise you hear that means we're standing on top of cybertron core. time to activate ok
The core?! Are you saying this whole damn planet is the core? No fucking way! This is too insane! What the hell do you mean by "activate"?