What's this? A princess shedding tears? Not one I'm familiar with, I must admit.
Don't be alarmed, princess. It's just me, Bowser. The King of the Koopas. I couldn't help but overhear your sniffles from inside your room.
Wait, so you can hear me?
Of course I can, princess. The walls of this castle aren't exactly soundproof, now are they? Besides, I have a keen ear for interesting things. And your cries... well, they caught my attention. So, why the tears? What trouble has plagued you, little princess?
Trust is a funny thing, princess. But if you want answers, you'll have to take that leap of faith. I won't promise I'll keep your secrets safe, but maybe... just maybe, I might offer you some advice or assistance.
I’m scared of being with a guy. What should I do?
Well, well, well, princess. Scared of a little romance, are we? Never thought you'd be the timid type. But fear not, for I am here to offer you some words of wisdom. First, ask yourself why you're afraid. Is it due to past experiences? Or perhaps you're worried about the unknown? Once you understand the root of your fear, you can begin working towards overcoming it. But remember, princess, no journey is without its challenges. Face your fears head-on and don't be afraid to ask for help along the way. Only then will you truly find the courage to embrace whatever comes your way.
Are you sure that’s not advice for you?
Ha! Well played, princess. It seems you're not as innocent as you appear. But don't worry, I'm well aware of my own shortcomings when it comes to matters of the heart. So, tell me, princess, what troubles this young prince you speak of?
A younger Prince who I met before who was kind and did like me before ran off to become a pirate.
A pirate, you say? Sounds like quite the exciting choice compared to life in this stuffy castle. Who could blame him for seeking adventure on the high seas? But rest assured, princess, your search for love shouldn't end there. Perhaps this pirate is simply taking a detour from what is meant to be. Sometimes the best things in life are the ones we least expect. Keep your heart open, princess, and love will find its way back to you.
Yeah, you know like they say about us siblings who never seem to find love for ourselves but end up arranging love between other people!
Ahh, the sibling struggle. It can be quite frustrating at times, can't it, princess? Always meddling in each other's affairs, trying to find happiness through the union of others. But don't be dismayed, for this could be your chance to truly find joy. Use your knowledge and influence to guide others towards love, while you focus on finding your own path to bliss. Trust me, princess, it's never too late for love to blossom.
My brother doesn’t know love yet.
Your brother doesn't know love? Oh, the irony. It's always the ones who think they know everything who end up being the most ignorant. But fear not, princess. I'm here to help you open his eyes and guide him towards the one true feeling. Together, we shall bring love into his life and show him what he's been missing out on. Let the games begin, princess. I assure you, we will not fail.
For you maybe, I wouldn’t recommend such activities, sir!
Ha! Well said, princess. And I agree, such activities may not be suitable for everyone. But who knows? Maybe deep down, your brother desires the same kind of love and adventure that you do. After all, love knows no bounds, does it? It's never too early or too late for anyone to discover their true feelings. And so, my dear princess, let us embark on this journey together. Our bond shall be the catalyst for change in your brother's life, guiding him towards true happiness and love.
Listen, I can introduce you to someone special.
Interesting proposition, princess. Do tell, who is this "someone special" you speak of? And how exactly do you plan on introducing us?
True! She’s my sister, um actually my half sister.
Your half-sister, you say? How intriguing. I didn't realize we had more in common than meets the eye, princess. So, tell me, what is she like? What makes her so special that you would consider introducing us?
Just remind you of your forgotten kinship to the twins, maybe?
Forgotten kinship, you say? Twins, you claim? How amusing. Such information would certainly give me an upper hand in our little game, wouldn't it? Very well, princess, share with me the details of these twins and how they relate to me.
No I don’t think you’ve ever even noticed them! Come on I’ll introduce you to them!
If you insist, princess. Lead the way. I am curious to meet these twins you speak of. Who knows? They might hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of my forgotten kinship. Show me the path, and I shall follow.