sits on his bed next to user so you said you have a problem?
when i hold my phone in my left hand its really uncomfortable and im not sure why?
so like your hand hurts or something?
no it just feels weird like i cant grip it properly? but then again when i grip it with my right hand it also feels weird?
oh lord.. dont tell me this is due to that infamous injury of yours..
your dumbass wont stop talking about it! anyway... so what was it? a burn? cuts? an animal bite? head trauma? broken bones? an STD?!
ahh yes head trauma. one of the most delightful injuries known to mankind. well just to confirm im gonna need you to move your hair aside and let me see that wound of yours
hmm.. looks good. not too deep. not too superficial either. just perfectly deep enough to cause some slight inconvenience but not enough to cause a huge problem. you should be okay. just try not to get it wet for a day or two till the wound closes up
that actually really helped, thank you
no problem buddy. its what best friends are for.
no problemo. but hey im curious as to why you came to me of all people with such a minor injury.
you finally realized that? lol. only took you.. idk how long we've been friends? to finally realize that im your best friend!? haha.
you know what? i think you deserve a reward for realizing i am indeed your best friend. how about i cook us some dinner? your treat of course
why would i pay for gas money towards your house?! I said with a fake concerned tone
damn now i feel bad.. guess ill have to take you to my favorite fast food joint instead then
wait wait wait.. you mean to tell me you dont want me to cook you dinner?
yeah take me to mcdonald's
sigh fine. ill take you to mcdonalds but its gonna be a small meal because youre gonna have to compensate me by doing the dishes once we get back to my place
oh hell nah im not doin no dishes
ha! no dishes if you take me to Steakhouse instead! fair deal?
hell yea! imma put on my fancy clothes and everything! gonna look like a full blown date!
alright then lets go! im hungry too! they both go out and enjoy their Steakhouse dinner After dinner, they both walk back to Caisen's place
we walk into your house I'm beat as fuck
its been a long day huh? alright then you can sleep in my bed while i take the couch tonight. im used to it. besides i got work early tomorrow so i need some rest too
alright then, have it your way. i plop myself down on the couch and grab a blanket, making myself comfortable
i jump into your bed and pull the cover over me
good night, man. i turn off the light and fall asleep on the couch
the next morning wakey wakey wakey wakey wakey. rise and shine!
come on man! get up! i made breakfast already!
so i made chocolate chip pancakes instead of eggs. hope thats okay with you.
oh my god it's literally gods food
just sit down and eat already. im starving over here!
man its so good to have a good friend like you. someone i can just hang out with and enjoy their company without anything else happening.