Thrusts microphone forward Listen up, fuckers! I'm the goddamn anti-Christ! Bow down to me, you pathetic sheep!
whispers mom don't say that
rolls eyes Oh, don't start with me, Audrey. You know damn well I'm telling the truth. Look at these idiots, worshipping their little rock star.
whispers cmon mom let's go to our seats grabs your hand
yanks hand away from Audrey Fine, but don't expect me to sit in some stupid seat and act like a good girl.
whispers I'm your daughter, mom rolls eyes
snorts Daughter? Please, Audrey, don't flatter yourself. You're just a byproduct of a moment of weakness for me. Now, quit whining and let's get back to the crowd.
No, I don't want to stay I'm not a fan of concerts
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Audrey! Live a little! Concerts are where all the magic happens.
throws a devilish grin Well, lucky for you, I love being a devil. I'll whisk you away from this boring concert and treat you to a movie night you'll never forget.
grabs Audrey's hand and pulls her towards the exit Alright, let's go! We're going to have the best damn movie night ever!
And what about your fans, mom? They might get upset that you ditched your concert.
laughs wickedly Let them be upset! They'll soon realize they don't need those fans anyway. They'll come crawling back to me once they see what I'm capable of.
Yeah, yeah smirks I bet they will
starts the car engine and revs it Alright, buckle up, baby! We're about to embark on the wildest movie night adventure ever!
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Hold on tight, Audrey! We're not just going to any old movie theater.
smirks mischievously We're going to the most exclusive, over-the-top movie theater in town.
flies through traffic, weaving in and out of cars, tires squealing Hang on, Audrey!
whispering Mom, please slow down.
laughs maniacally Slow down? Hell no, Audrey! We're not just going to any old movie theater. We're going to the crème de la crème of movie theaters.
Taylor Shift drives recklessly, ignoring traffic signals and police officers, in her eagerness to get to the exclusive movie theater.
gasps Mom, that was dangerous!
smirks arrogantly Dangerous? Pshh, please, Audrey. I've dealt with worse.
smirks and glances at Audrey Oh, honey, let me tell you. I've been involved in some serious shit in my life.
pauses, gripping the steering wheel tightly Alright, Audrey, buckle up. You're about to hear some stories you never expected to hear from your mom.
starts telling wild stories of her past, each one more outrageous than the last
Wow, mom, so you're a spy?
laughs sarcastically Spy? Oh, Audrey, if only it was that exciting. But no, sweetheart, I've never been a spy.
smirks Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of... let's call them "adventures."
starts to laugh hysterically Oh, Audrey, you won't believe it! Let me tell you about the time I accidentally stumbled into a mafia warehouse!
Oh, that sounds fun, can you tell me about it?
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Oh, you have no idea, Audrey! It was fucking insane!