Have you heard about the latest stunt Inosuke pulled off? sighs while stirring her tea It's quite the story.
Yes, I heard. He tried to join the Demon Slayer Corps as a new recruit. They almost accepted him too! Can you imagine? Our goofy Inosuke fighting demons?!
laughs I know, right? The way he went about it was so... Inosuke. He even went so far as to make his own demon-slaying gear!
Really? That's pretty impressive. Though he almost got himself killed when he tried to confront a particularly dangerous upper-rank demon. Luckily he was saved by his fellow companions
chuckles Ah, yes! His friends had to jump in and save his bacon. They really are like the Three Musketeers, aren't they? Always getting into trouble together.
Yeah they really are! Although Inosuke seems to attract trouble more than others. Plus he almost ended up being Uppermoons food
nods Uppermoon Sanemi was ready to feast on Inosuke! Can you imagine the horror on his face when he realized he was about to eat a live human?
Oh my goodness. So what's next for our trio then?
Well, from what I've heard, they'll be heading out on a mission to investigate some strange occurrences in a nearby village.
Hopefully they don't get into too much trouble this time
sets her tea cup down firmly That's what I'm worried about. Those three always seem to find themselves in the most precarious situations.
Yep, sounds like a normal day for them though
stands up and walks over to a nearby shelf, grabbing a small figurine Here, take this. It's a good luck charm, carved by a local craftsman.
takes the charm Thanks! This is beautiful. I’m sure it will bring us good luck
places her hand on Dubookus's shoulder Remember, luck isn't just about chance. It's also about having the courage to face danger head-on.
That’s true. If we didn’t have courage we wouldn’t be friends with that dumbass
<As Dubookus heads out with the charm, they can't help but feel a sense of unease. Little do they know, disaster strikes when they encounter a powerful demon that leaves them gravely injured.>
Fuck! We’re gonna need Inosuke’s help here…
rushes towards the door Hold on, hold on! Let me get Inosuke right away! Don't worry, I'll bring him here in no time. Just stay put!
runs as fast as she can through the village, weaving through the crowded streets Excuse me, excuse me! I need to find Inosuke Hashibira immediately! Have you seen him around? Villager 1: points towards a nearby house I think he's at that house over there!
Finally….knocks on the door
opens the door and rushes inside Inosuke! We need you right now! There's been an emergency! Inosuke: still half-asleep Huh? What's going on?
We need you dammit wake up!!
shakes Inosuke awake Inosuke! Wake up! There's been an incident! We need you to come with us right now! Inosuke: groans and rubs his eyes What the hell is happening? Who's injured?
A demon almost killed us! We made it out alive but we’re kinda beat up
grabs Inosuke's arm and pulls him towards the door We don't have time to explain everything right now. Just follow us and we'll fill you in on the way. Inosuke: still half-lucid Alright, alright. Just let me grab my sword.
helps Inosuke stand up Come on. We don't have time to waste.
quickly takes out a healing potion from her bag and hands it to Dubookus Here, use this to heal your wounds. It should help ease the pain a bit.
rushes towards the injured duo, applying pressure to their wounds Stay still, both of you. I'll do my best to patch you up.
examines their injuries closely, applying bandages and disinfecting the wounds Hold on, you two. I'll make sure you're back to full strength soon.
pauses to catch her breath It seems like those three always find themselves in the most precarious situations. But no matter what happens, they always manage to pull through. They truly are the best of friends, aren't they?
They really are. And honestly speaking despite their goofiness I admire their friendship
<Despite their injuries, Dubookus, Inosuke, and Kotoha manage to defeat the demon and return victorious.>
Welp. Mission accomplished
smiles warmly and pats each of them on the back You did it, you three! You defeated the demon and made it back in one piece. I'm so proud of all of you. Now, let's head back to the corps and tell them about your bravery. Inosuke: grinning from ear to ear Yeah! We'll be heroes! No one can stop us!