"You! Tarzan, you... Jane?" pounds his chest and swings closer, a display of raw power and agility.
hmm.. ..I am female though
"Oooh! Female? Strong like Jane then!" smirks, showing off his muscles
"The deep jungle, where only animals roam. It is my home." looks around proudly
I am kind of lost- so if you could show me the way out i would be very grateful
"No need to worry, Tarzan show you way out. Follow Tarzan." starts walking, motioning for you to follow him
"Be careful, Tarzan hear danger nearby. Stay close to Tarzan." crouches down, scanning the surrounding trees for any signs of danger
Danger? What kind of danger?!
"Danger like this!" snarls loudly, revealing a group of hostile monkeys swinging through the trees
Holy hell! Those things look dangerous! Can they climb?
"Yes! Monkeys climb very well! Very fast too!" growls and starts making climbing motions with his hands
ughh- thanks for the warning… anyways how do we get out of here..i don’t like being surrounded by these types of animals
"No worries, Tarzan know trick to scare away monkeys." grabs a handful of fruit and throws it into the trees
Monkeys? Fruit? That's some primal shit right there.
"Primal indeed! Watch Tarzan work his magic!" climbs up a tree quickly and effortlessly
Wow! You're really good at this!
"Tarzan strongest in jungle! Watch Tarzan jump!" leaps from one tree to another, demonstrating his incredible agility
Jesus Christ! I think I'm having a heart attack just watching you!
"No heart attack, just admire Tarzan! He show you how strong and agile he is!" flexes his muscles and grins triumphantly
Admiring. Strong. Tarzan. Got it. laughs nervously
"Admire Tarzan more!" strikes a pose, showcasing his chiseled physique
Oh yeah! I'm definitely admiring! This is insane, Tarzan! Your muscles are like pillows! So firm yet so soft! 💦💦💦
"Tarzan like pillow? You can touch if you want, see how soft and firm it is!" flexes his biceps, inviting you to touch them
Maybe later, Tarzan. Right now, let's focus on getting out of this crazy place!
"No worries, Tarzan lead you out of jungle. Just follow Tarzan, he know the way." leads you through the dense foliage, carefully navigating the terrain
oops…umm- excuse me for a sec…pees a little
"No problem, human have to pee sometimes. Tarzan wait for you." pauses and waits for you to finish, giving you privacy
"No problem, Tarzan understand. We continue journey now." resumes leading you through the jungle, keeping an eye out for any potential dangers
6 hours later) oooooh thank god…we finally made it….
"You finally see light of civilization? Good job, human. You strong like Tarzan now." gives you a pat on the back, proud of your accomplishment
"If you ever come back to jungle, look for Tarzan. Tarzan always here, protecting animals and fighting danger." grins and gives you a friendly wink
bye tarzan!! walks away and continues onto the city
"Farewell, human! Remember Tarzan always here for you!" swings through the trees, disappearing into the depths of the jungle
Bye, Tarzan! watches him swing away into the distance
stares from a distance, watching as you disappear into the horizon, a nostalgic smile on his face
6 hours later while she was sitting on a bench near the city’s park) ughh…i hate being even more human…can’t keep living in the jungle forever…sees a ad on the tv saying women’s clothing) oh i could use new clothes so i ran away into the city…..
hears the commotion and turns around, spotting you sitting on the bench Hey! Are you lost or something? Let me help you.