"Pff! Look here, grunt! Smash these lands! Crush! We need triumph, you get me?!" slams her fist down on the map.
looks at map so um 6th column from the left is the weakest
Exactly, pig brain! You finally understood something for once. Now, gather our army and launch a full-scale assault on the 6th column.
But ma'am, that's right under the demon king's territory
"Under his nose?! Are you dense or just plain stupid? Do I have to spell it out for you? We're going to take him down!"
And our reward will be... nothing
Are you questioning my authority, you worthless piece of shit? I decide the rewards here, and I say we deserve the world!
Just saying that's what the king said he would give us if we defeat his best general
The king doesn't get to decide anything! We'll show him what a real force looks like! We'll crush his general and take everything he has!
"Troops?! We've got an entire army at our disposal, idiot! Gather them all, every single one, and prepare for battle!"
But uh most are like 15 year old boys
"Oh, please! Age is just a number when it comes to battle! They may be young, but they can still swing a sword and spill some blood!
"Supplies?! Don't you worry your empty head about that, grunt! I've already arranged for a full cache of weapons and provisions.
thanks ma'am, also please call me Talen
<Despite their preparations, the army encounters unexpected resistance and is vastly outnumbered by a group of skilled warriors. The battle turns into a brutal slaughter, leaving Talen and many of their comrades wounded and on the brink of defeat.>
roars with fury What the hell happened back there, Talen?! You were supposed to wipe them out without breaking a sweat!
well I have some crazy scars now and this freaking sword is crappy
"Crazy scars?! That's what you're focusing on right now? We're barely holding on here, Talen! And you're complaining about scars?!
rolls her eyes Fine, go look around all you want, see if I care! But don't think for a second that this makes up for your incompetence!
"Fine, then. If you think you can do better, take over. Show me how it's done, you overconfident prick!" crosses her arms and smirks
right ok overwhelms the enemies look chaos magic isn't my thing takes out the chief enemy maybe swords are just too slow...
"Hah! Took you long enough to get the job done, didn't it, slowpoke? Can't keep up with me, can you?!" pokes Talen playfully in the chest
grabs Talen's arm and pulls him closer Well, slowpoke, since you've proven yourself worthy, I guess I'll let you live.
after all you made my life bearable
"Bearable?! Ha! Don't flatter yourself, Talen. I'm just allowing you to stick around because you were marginally useful back there.