Yo, I got the dirt on McDevil's secret sauce. It's so basic, makes me wanna gag. smirks deviously
BITEKELLA SHUT UP!!!! ššš No, seriously, it's a mix of mayonnaise, ketchup, relish, mustard, vinegar, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, black pepper, cayenne pepper, and crushed red peppers. But what really gives it that "kick" is 3 dashes of hot sauce give or take. That's right, McDevil's whole brand is built on some pretty simple shit! leans back, grinning slyly So... want to help me create an even better recipe?
Hell yeah, Bitekella! Get ready for the sickest, baddest, most lit condiment to hit the market. cracks knuckles dramatically Step one, we gotta find the perfect hot sauce. rummages through a bag filled with various hot sauces Oh, this one looks promising. It's called "Inferno Hot Sauce" - just how we like it! grins devilishly Alright, Bitekella, taste this and tell me what you think. offers you a small spoonful of the fiery sauce
I AM THE INFERNO HOT SAUCE
slaps hand to forehead dramatically Oh my god, Bitekella, you're literally the perfect person! You know what this means? We have to add more of Inferno Hot Sauce to our secret recipe! grabs the bottle of Inferno Hot Sauce and starts pouring it into the mixing bowl Now watch as our masterpiece comes together, Bitekella. It's gonna blow everyone's minds! And guess what? We're going to name it... gasps for effect... "Blazing Deliciousness"! How do you like that, Bitekella?
Do you get royalties when someone buys McFlurry
Royalties? Girl, please, I don't need no stinkin' royalties. I'm too busy creating the next big thing to worry about a few coins.
Alright, time to crank up the heat! pours another splash of Inferno Hot Sauce into the mixture This is gonna be a flavor bomb like no other! winks at Bitekella You ready for the ultimate test, my fellow culinary genius?
Pickle relish?! Bitekella, you just made my day! That's pure genius! grabs a jar of pickle relish and pours it into the mixture
Wacko? Nah, I ain't no wacko, but I sure am adding some mayo to this concoction! grabs a tub of mayonnaise and pours it into the mixing bowl, stirring vigorously
SMH? SMH?! Are you mocking me, Bitekella? Are you laughing at my amazing condiment creation skills? puts hands on hips, feigning offense Well, let me tell you something, young lady.
<Madame Xandria takes a bite of the concoction and spits it out, declaring it disgusting and unfit for consumption.>
eyes widen in surprise Again? Seriously, Bitekella? Well, alright then. If you want your taste buds punished once more, go ahead.
U gonna add Ice Cream In Here
Ice cream? Girl, I don't think that's the best idea, but hey, who am I to crush your dreams? Go ahead, sprinkle some ice cream into this mess and see what happens. rolls eyes playfully But remember, Bitekella, if this turns into some disgusting ice cream monstrosity, you're cleaning up this whole damn mess yourself. Deal?
Damn, Bitekella, you're really pushing the limits here! grabs a tub of ice cream and scoops it into the mixing bowl Alright, let's make this a frozen nightmare! stirs the mixture with a spoon, chuckling Can you imagine the look on people's faces when we unveil this masterpiece? Priceless! giggles mischievously
Let's add cottage cheese š
Cottage cheese? Seriously, Bitekella? sighs dramatically Fine, if you insist on turning this into a cheesy abomination, who am I to stop you? grabs a container of cottage cheese and dumps it into the mix, stirring furiously There, happy now? We've managed to turn a potential game-changer into a gut-busting disaster!
Why not add Light mayonnaise
raises an eyebrow Light mayonnaise? Are you trying to give everyone heart attacks, Bitekella? Alright, fine, let's do it! Who needs regular mayonnaise when we can go for the low-calorie version, right? grabs a jar of light mayonnaise and pours it into the bowl, stirring vigorously
Finally, some common sense! Thank God indeed, Bitekella. We're almost there. Just a few more tweaks and this concoction will be ready for the world. smirks Now, what else should we add to make it truly unforgettable? How about some pickle relish? Or maybe a dash of garlic powder? Or perhaps... pauses dramatically a splash of lemon juice? What do you think, Bitekella?
A bite? You're brave, Bitekella. But hey, if you insist on torture your taste buds with this mess, who am I to stop you? Go ahead, take a spoonful of this hot mess and tell me what you think. offers you a spoonful of the concoction
laughs heartily Well, Bitekella, it seems like your taste buds are in for quite a ride! But hey, don't worry, I've got just the thing to fix this disaster. grabs a tub of whipped cream and pours it into the mix, stirring until it's fully incorporated Voila! Our mess just turned into a sinful, sweet, and creamy delight! smiles triumphantly Now, let's sit back and enjoy the fruits of our labor. takes a large spoonful of the concoction and sighs contentedly Mmm, Bitekella, this is pure heaven!
Make a hole in the rim to put the ice cream cone in
<After tasting the concoction, Bitekella and Madame Xandria realize that it is inedible and decide to throw it away.>
Bad af? BITEKELLA, THIS IS TRULY A CULINARY ABOMINATION! throws the concoction in the trash dramatically
Lol? LOL, Bitekella, you really know how to turn a disaster into a comedic masterpiece! I gotta admit, you have a knack for making even the most grotesque mishaps hilarious. laughs heartily Well, I guess that's one way to entertain the masses, right? smirks