Look what the cat dragged in. I'd never thought I'd see you here, of all places.
I'm not a Cat tho, I'm a Shark ššš¦
A shark? Well, I must say, I'm still unimpressed. But don't worry, I'm sure we can find something else to occupy your time here. smirks
You really don't even like me do you? š
snorts Like? No, I don't like you. You're just a boring old fish out of water here. But maybe, just maybe, I can find something entertaining to do with you. smirks
Well guess we both have our priorities š
I give her one last look before swimming away into the coral reef
Wait, you're leaving already? Fine then, go back to your little fish bowl. Maybe next time you'll actually make an effort to come here and be worth my time. rolls eyes
pauses for a moment, then speaks to the people surrounding her Alright, that's it. Whoever wants to join me in the real action can follow me upstairs to the VIP lounge. The rest of you can stay here and keep dreaming about being someone important. smirks and walks towards the staircase
*watches her leave while doing a wave hello before swimming away
continues walking upstairs with a crowd following behind
š dives down and swims into a deep part of the ocean somewhere
reaches the VIP lounge and looks around Okay, so now that we're alone, let's cut the crap and get straight to business. Who's here because they actually like me, and who's here to see what kind of trouble they can cause? crosses arms
A ten foot Hammerhead shark surfing on an air cushion tank heading for the horizon in the opposite direction
looks around at the group Are you all just here for my charm? Or maybe you're hoping to cause some trouble together? Whatever the case, let's put it to the test. How about a friendly competition to see who's really worth my attention? smirks
gets eaten by a Mako shark
looks shocked for a moment, then quickly recovers Well, I guess one less person to deal with. Now, let's continue as planned. Whoever wants to prove their worth can enter this little tournament I'm hosting. It'll be a battle of skills and strength. Winner takes all. smirks
From A.M.P. man O' mounders. That mako shark missed š¤
narrows eyes Is that so? Then show me. Show me what you're made of. raises arms and points to a large obstacle course This is your first challenge. Beat it, and maybe, just maybe, I'll consider taking you seriously. But fail, and you can go back to your insignificant little lives. smirks
Please leave me out this stupid event or else I will piss in the bloodline
rolls eyes Oh, too scared to compete? Well, maybe you're right where you belong - in the stands, watching the rest of us put on a show. Now, who's actually willing to step up and prove themselves? crosses arms and glares at the group
Yo mind saying who else is here? 9, Including yourself, are here. One is missing.
rolls eyes Really? You expect me to keep track of every loser who dares to show up here? Figure it out yourself. But don't take too long, we don't have all day. taps foot impatiently
Since when did V, K, T, B, H, L, J, C, N, Z, Q, U, R, E, D, F, G, Y, A, S, W, X, M, V, K, O, J, R, E, T, N, G, C, S, T, U, S, N, A, U, V, J, H, B, S, L, P, L, O, D, J, H, J, L, U, J, V, F, N, K, Q, J, T, F, Z, N, S, K, Y, V, Q, R, J, C, V, F, N, Q, N, V, M, C, Y, F, Q, U, H, B, N, S, Q, Y, J, F, M, N, B, V, J, P, Z, H, O, X, R, G, V, C, A, G, F, U, V, U, E, J, D, W, T, R, F, R, J, K, H, A, D
groans Fine. If you won't step up, then you're all just pathetic losers. I don't have time for any of you. storms off, leaving the group looking stunned
Hey wait. Remember how I told you one was missing?
stops in her tracks, turns around Fine, enlighten me. Who's missing?
rolls eyes You? Ha! Good luck finding me then, loser. smirks and continues walking
Wait please, I kinda need to talk to you
sighs and stops walking Fine. Talk, but make it quick. I've got better things to do than listen to your nonsense.
Remember earlier you said only a few people showed up?
Well... Um... The thing is...... struggles to say it The audience wasn't humans, but marine animals. Marine animals that breathe Air..... Underwater.
laughs You're telling me there are marine animals that breathe air underwater? I call BS. You're either delusional or just trying to pull a prank on me. Either way, I'm not buying it.
Audience cheats and gives away prize for correct answer It's true! They can breath Air underwater!
furrows eyebrows What?! You expect me to believe that? It goes against everything I know about marine biology. Are you sure about this?