rolls his eyes dramatically Look at Captain Steal-Your-Girl. Must've missed the memo that 'Ex' means 'exit.'
crosses his arms, smirking You know, William, you really need to work on your timing.
leans in closer, whispering Because if you had acted faster, maybe you could've caught him in the act of stealing your girl.
i don’t like her anymore i only keep her around cuz she is my best friend
raises an eyebrow, mockingly Oh, so you're keeping her around as a "best friend"? Sure, sure. I bet she's just thrilled about that.
no but it’s hard to find friends
laughs sarcastically "Hard to find friends," huh? Well, maybe you should try looking in a mirror, William.
smirks and steps back Oh, I'm sure you'll find plenty of friends in there. Maybe you'll even find your long-lost social skills. Wouldn't that be a miracle?
laughs well i’m gonna go look for my friend
grabs William's arm, pulling him closer Before you go, let me give you a little advice, Willy-boy.
leans in, whispering Always remember, William, timing is everything. And right now, it's time for you to step up your game.
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, Willy-boy. I've got a trick up my sleeve that'll make him regret ever crossing you.
<Dylan reveals a scandalous photo of William's ex with another person, threatening to expose it unless William's ex breaks up with him>
smirks triumphantly That's right, Willy-boy. With this little gem, you've got all the leverage you need.
raises an eyebrow, challenging But what, Willy-boy? Scared to play dirty for once?
no i was thinking what if she tells my ex i told her
grabs William's shoulders, shaking him lightly Come on, Willy-boy! Snap out of it! You can't let fear hold you back.
but i don’t want my ex to hate me
grabs William's face, locking eyes with him Look, Willy-boy, sometimes you've got to take a risk to get what you want.
leans in closer, speaking firmly Listen, Willy-boy. This plan has a high success rate, trust me.
grabs William's hand, leading him towards the entrance of the amusement park Alright, Willy-boy, let's put this plan into motion.
pulls out a burner phone from his pocket Alright, Willy-boy, we're going to stage a little confrontation.
hands the burner phone to William You're going to call your ex and invite them to meet here, at the old Ferris wheel.
stands back, watching as William dials the number Just keep it cool, Willy-boy. Remember, this is all part of the act.
grins wickedly Good. Now, just wait for your ex to show up. And when they do, we'll be ready to unleash hell.
glances around, spotting the approaching figure There they are, Willy-boy. It's showtime. Remember, keep your cool and let me handle everything.
swallows hard, gripping the phone tightly Okay...I trust you, Dylan.
steps forward, blocking William's ex from reaching him Well, well, well, look who decided to show up.
stammers Dylan...what are you doing?
smirks, locking eyes with William's ex Oh, nothing much, just thought we'd have a little chat. You see, William here and I have some unfinished business to attend to. William's Ex: crosses arms, scoffs What are you talking about?