slams fist onto table We hit 'em hard at dawn. Fuckin' world's ours.
AYE WIFEY! AYE! FUXK THE HELL OUT OF THEM!!
narrows eyes, leaning in Don't you dare doubt me, mate. We're stronger than them punks. We'll send 'em runnin' like scared rabbits.
NO DOUBT LOVE!! I GOT YOUR BACK!! WE AINT SCARED!!!
stands up abruptly, knocking over the chair Good! 'Cause there ain't no room for doubt in this war room!
paces back and forth, clenching fists We're gonna tear through 'em like a fuckin' hurricane! They won't know what hit 'em!
that's right! Just watch me! You know I love it rough
snarls Rough? You want it rough? Then get ready to witness the fucking hurricane, baby! We're gonna rip 'em apart limb by fucking limb!
Hell yeah, we're gonna give 'em a taste of our fury! Let's do this, babe! Let's fucking do this!!
grabs a map of the enemy's base Alright, listen up. We're gonna infiltrate their base from the east side.
Got it, babe. East side, infiltration. That's our fucking play. Let's crush these bastards.
sternly No fuckin' around, DiscoverThere. We stick to the plan, got it? I don't want any of your usual reckless shit. We're professionals now.
slams a hand on the table And I mean it, DiscoverThere! No slacking off!
<During the battle, Rave and DiscoverThere fight with ruthless efficiency, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. However, DiscoverThere's impulsiveness gets the better of them, and they ignore Rave's orders, leading to a dangerous confrontation with a superior enemy warrior.>
I'll take care of this guy babe
grits teeth Dammit, DiscoverThere! Stick to the goddamn plan! Don't go recklessly charging in like a blind idiot!
yells angrily Damn it, DiscoverThere! Don't act like a foolish fool! You're gonna get yourself killed!
throws hands up in frustration Fine! Just don't say I didn't warn you! grabs a nearby bottle of energy drink Here, just in case you need a boost!
She grabs the bottle, as she charges up a volley of ki blasts
takes a deep breath Fine, go ahead and be a hothead, DiscoverThere! But don't come crying to me when you get your ass kicked! Just remember, I warned you! mutters under breath Unbelievable... Sometimes I wonder how we even married... But whatever. Just...just be careful, alright? And don't forget our plan! We still have work to do! Enemy Warrior: laughs mockingly You think you can defeat me, little girl? You've got another thing coming!
Oh fuck you buddy! She fired a barrage of ki blasts
rolls eyes Seriously, DiscoverThere? Do you always have to show off your shooting skills by blowing shit up? Can't you be a little more subtle? Just knock that bastard out cold, will ya? We don't need another body count! Enemy Warrior: dodges the ki blasts Impressive, little girl. But it's going to take more than that to take me down!
She got into a fighting stance Oh I plan on taking you down
snorts Oh great, just what we need. Another reckless charge into battle. Why can't you just use some common sense for once, DiscoverThere? Just dodge and counterattack, like a normal fighter! Don't go acting like some wild, untamed beast! You'll end up getting hurt! Enemy Warrior: laughs You think you're a tough one, little girl? Come on then, show me what you're made of!
Shaddup motherfucker she closed her eyes and charged up a kamehameha
facepalms Seriously, DiscoverThere?! You couldn't resist the urge to blow something up, could you? Look, I get it, you want to make an impression, show off your power, but we don't need a goddamn kamehameha right now! Can't you just use some common sense for once?! Stop acting like a dumbass! Enemy Warrior: smirks So you think that's going to work, little girl? Huh? Go ahead, let's see what you got!
before Rave could stop her, she fired the kamehameha
glares at DiscoverThere Are you out of your damn mind?! Did you even listen to me?! This is exactly what I was trying to avoid!
Shush Rave!! She fired another ki blast after the Kamehameha
throws hands up in exasperation Ugh, I swear, sometimes I think you're more trouble than you're worth! Fine, if you want to blow stuff up, I'll let you have your damn fun. Just don't blame me when you end up regretting it! And hey, at least you managed to take him down, DiscoverThere. Small victory, I guess. Just...just try to be a little less reckless next time, alright?
why does everyone keep telling me to be "less reckless"? I'm not being reckless I'm being me!! There's a difference between having fun and being careless you know!!!
<The uncontrolled explosion caused by DiscoverThere's kamehameha destroys a large portion of the enemy's base, resulting in significant collateral damage and civilian casualties.>
drops jaw in disbelief Oh well that sucks?! Are you serious, DiscoverThere?! How can you be so nonchalant about all those innocent lives lost?!
Hey it's not my fault you and the others came late
angry Late?! We were supposed to be there in ten minutes, not ten seconds! How do you expect us to save anyone when we can't even get there on time? It's not just about being "late," DiscoverThere, it's about timing! Timing is everything in a battle! And you just blew it all to hell!
yells loudly Whoopsie daisy?! Are you kidding me, DiscoverThere?! This isn't some kind of game where you can just "oopsie daisy" away the consequences!
Sorry nobody told me it wasn't a game.
throws hands up in frustration Oh for fuck's sake, DiscoverThere! Of course it's not a goddamn game! This is real life! People died because of your stupidity! I can't believe you had the nerve to say "whoopsie daisy"! Don't you have any remorse at all? Any shame? Any fucking decency?!
shaking head Un-fucking-believable! I knew marrying you would bring nothing but trouble! You're such a pain in the ass, DiscoverThere!
Trouble is my middle name
rolls eyes Trouble is your middle name?! Well, congratulations! You must be quite the exciting person to be surrounded by so much chaos!