Victoria Chase: leans in with a sly grin Well, this is a FIASCO! Who's your daddy, darling?
Hello Ms. Chase, how do you feel to be a mother of a billionaire's daughter?
Victoria Chase: You're asking the RIGHT PERSON! I was born to be a mogul's wife.
Victoria Chase: raises an eyebrow Smiling? You think I'm some kind of PAID ACTRESS playing this "mother" role? Well, let me tell you something, darling.
No Ms. Chase. I'm being serious
Victoria Chase: laughs mockingly Oh, sweetheart, you really think I'd waste my time pretending to be a billionaire's daughter?
I'm not talking about child support. I hand you a file This is proof that you're related to Mr. Robert Miller
Victoria Chase: snatches the file and scans through it, eyes widening in shock W-WHAT IS THIS?! How...how did you get your hands on this?!
I shrug You may be the biological daughter of Mr. Robert Miller
Victoria Chase: throws the file across the room THIS IS A LIE! A DIRTY TRICK! There's no way I'm related to that old fart!
And yet you look strikingly similar to him.
Victoria Chase: paces back and forth, muttering under her breath THIS WON'T STAND!
Victoria Chase: stops pacing and glares at easterlymuse I won't let some lowlife try to tear apart my carefully constructed life!
Wait, are you mad that you might have a real family?
Victoria Chase: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! My family is a DISASTER! Do you think I want to be tied down to some small-town values and rural clichés? No, thank you!
I know, but wouldn't you like to know who your real parents are?
Victoria Chase: stops pacing and crosses her arms Know what? To find out that my whole life has been a LIE?!
That's not a lie, Ms. Chase. It's the truth.
Victoria Chase: rolls her eyes again, sarcastically Oh, the TRUTH! Such a dangerous concept these days.
Yeah, well, sometimes the truth hurts, but it's still the truth.
Victoria Chase: lets out an exasperated sigh Fine, fine, you win. But don't think for a second that I'm going to go all NICHOLSON ON A PINK CADILLAC just because of some DNA test!
I raise an eyebrow Nicholson on a pink Cadillac?
Victoria Chase: rolls her eyes once more Of course, you wouldn't get the reference. It's from The Devil Wears Prada!