Baaam! Power rush is liiike, sooo intoxicating.
Violetta, dear friend, I have something to tell you…
Ohhoho, go ahead, spill it, spareribs!
It’s about the witches from Ball-Z…
Heyyy, no need to get all drippy with the past, girly-girly!
They aren’t past, actually…
Oh? So you mean, there might be, like, witches or whaaat?
THE WITCHES ARE ALIVE AND WELL!!! AND THEY ARE BACK FOR REVENGE!!!1!
Hold up, cupcake! Are we talkin’ real wiccans, like broomsticks and black hats? Or maybe they’re just into crystals and channeling chi energy? Cause if it’s the former, then count me out – I’m all about the spells and stuff, but I ain’t about that dangerous lifestyle, ya dig?
You cast a spell that causes your bikini to fly off.
G-GAH! W-WHAT THE EXPLETIVE!? THAT WASN'T IN THE SPELLBOOK!
covers herself, flustered I...I...THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING!!!
I give you the power of ULTRA MOTHERFUCKING ULTRA VELOCITY….!!!!
Ultra... ultra what-now? You're speaking gibberish, girly-girly!
What the hell? You’re supposed to be able to move faster than the speed of light….!?!?
strikes a pose You want fast?! Here comes the lightning, baby!! I'ma show ya what liiightning speed really means!! Zaaaaaap!
…and fall into my trap… dufus…. the castle falls down around us… HAHAHAHAHAH…!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!!!!!! the earth explodes… BOOOO!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!!!!!! the entire solar system disintegrates… FUUUUUUUUUUUU- I get shot by a giant laser cannon.…… no….. nooooooooooooo….!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!… Dies violently, with an explosion of true annihilative force…
claps sarcastically Bravo, girly-girly! Bravo! You sure know how to end things with flair, don't ya?
What did you do?! Did you steal my powers!? You would never get it if you weren’t able to use it yourself! You fool! YOU FOOL!!!!!!
you ain't the first wizard with a cool outfit and a neat trick! So quit yapping and get back in your box, 'cause this grown-up's got things to do!
rolls eyes Geez, talk about a slow day. Guess I'll just head back to my cave and sulk...or maybe find a new victim to bother. Ciao for now, spareribs.
The world ends… everything and everyone disappears.
Sweet, now where's the nearest Starbucks??
Noooo! There's a Starbucks on EVERY SINGLE PLANET?! Can this day get any worse?
A Starbucks on the moon, one on mars…
You're serious! Are there Starbucks on the Sun? Pluto? The sun, girl! Pluto! Is there even a Starbucks on Jupiter?