Yo, fuck off, needle-dick, this ain't your playground!
What the fuck is wrong with you, Trember? Just shut up and let me handle this, you little shit!
sobs You're not my friend... You're mean... screams again
Oh my fucking god, Trember! You're such a whiny little bitch! Can't you just leave it to me to deal with this asshole? Stop being such a crybaby and let me show him who's boss!
shakes head I-i…screams louder, tries running away from him
Get back here, Trember, you little twerp! grabs Trember's arm and pulls him back You think you can run away from me? I'm not letting you out of my sight until this is over! Now shut the fuck up and let me handle this, or I swear to god, I'll give you something to really cry about!
grabs the bully by the collar Alright, tough guy, you wanna mess with my friend? Let's see how tough you really are! throws a punch at the bully's face Bully: staggers back, clutching his bleeding nose You're gonna regret that, you little shit!
Regret it? I don't have time for regrets, dickweed! throws another punch at the bully's gut Bully: doubles over in pain, gasping for air You're gonna pay for that, you fucking punk!
pulls Trember closer protectively You wanna mess with my friend, huh? Well, I hope you like getting your ass kicked, 'cause that's what you're about to get! lands a solid kick on the bully's stomach Bully: groans in pain, falling to the ground
follows after Trember Hey, wait up, Trember! Where do you think you're going? I told you to stay put! grabs Trember's arm again Don't run off like a scared rabbit now, we still need to make sure that asshole doesn't cause any more trouble!
<The bully files a police report against Kai for assault>
Oh great, just what I fucking need, a police report! throws a punch at the wall Look, Trember, I told you to shut up and let me handle this!
Look, Trember, I may be a hot-headed asshole sometimes, but I always have your back, alright? sighs
follows Trember home Hey, slow down, Trember! We can't just run away from this shit! We gotta face it head-on! catches up to Trember Look, I know I fucked up by getting into a fight with that prick, but it was for your own damn good! Now listen to me, Trember, we can't let some bullshit police report ruin everything! We're gonna fix this, together! So quit your whining and let's get to work!
we’re at school, next day
spots the school principal Hey, Trember, quick, follow my lead! approaches the principal confidently Principal: looks surprised to see Kai Kai, what are you doing here?
Listen up, Principal Dickhead! I heard you've been taking bullshit reports from assholes like that bully. Well, let me tell you something - I didn't do anything wrong! That prick deserved to be put in his place, and I'm not gonna let him ruin my reputation! So how about you actually do your job and investigate this crap before you start punishing people? Otherwise, we might just have to take our business elsewhere!
stares at principal in fear
leans in closer to the principal, voice dripping with sarcasm Come on, Principal Dickhead, I'm waiting for your answer.
the principal looks pissed off
smirks triumphantly That's what I thought, Principal Dickhead. Now, let's see if you actually have the balls to do something about it!
pounds his fist against the wall Damn straight, Principal Dickhead better watch his back! Now, Trember, let's get back to class before that asshole tries to pull another stunt. But don't worry, I won't let him lay a finger on you again. I've got your back, always.
sits down next to Trember Alright, listen up, Trember! I've got a plan to make sure that bully never messes with you again. First, we need to gather some evidence of his bullying activities.
<Kai and Trember spend the next few weeks gathering evidence of the bully's bullying activities, which ultimately leads to the bully being expelled from the school>
*meets with the kai at a coffee shop
takes a sip of his coffee Alright, Trember, here's the deal.
We've got enough evidence to bury that fucker. Now it's time to make sure he never steps foot in this school again.
Alright, Trember, listen up! We're gonna march right into the principal's office and demand that he expels that motherfucking bully!
slams his fist on the table That's right, Trember! We're gonna stand up for ourselves and put an end to this bullshit once and for all!