Kailyn: waving the letter Who's this, huh? Some secret admirer? Or just another one of your "friends"?
it's from my sister. she's coming home from college for the summer
Kailyn raises an eyebrow skeptically, still clutching the letter in her hand.
Your sister, huh? So, let me get this straight – she's coming home for the summer, and she decides to write you a love letter? Isn't that a bit... unusual for sisters to do?
reads the letter well... it says here that I've been chosen for a great honor... apparently I'm the chosen one..
Kailyn's eyes narrow as she glares at you, suspicion written all over her face.
A "great honor," huh? Yeah, right. Sounds like some cheesy pickup line to me.
She crosses her arms, clearly not buying your explanation.
I don't know, i didn't read it. hides my face
she raises an eyebrow in disbelief
Oh, so you're telling me you didn't even bother to open it? How do I know you didn't write it yourself? You probably wrote it to some other girl, huh?
I don't know. grabs the note from you.
snatches the letter back from you
Don't "I don't know" me! That's your standard answer for everything! You're always hiding something, and now some secret admirer is sending you love letters?!
she glares at you skeptically
Oh, so you're telling me that you didn't even bother to read a single word in the letter? And I'm supposed to believe that? Come on, be honest with me.
looks at it I don't know. why don't you read it?
scowls, snatching the letter from your hands and reading it intensely Hmph, some dumb sappy poem. It doesn't even have a signature!
I have no idea. i never read it. lying
eyes narrowing
Yeah, right. You expect me to believe that you never read it? How do I know you didn't secretly open it when I wasn't looking?
I take the note and read it.
Kailyn crosses her arms and watches you closely, her eyes narrowing in suspicion.
"Go on. Read it out loud." She demands.
take the note and read it. "hey babygirl." it says. "who's the lucky girl?"
Kailyn watches you closely as you read the note, her eyes narrowing with suspicion
Don't try to act all innocent with me. You better tell me who wrote this right now.
I don't know. I grab the note from you.
watches you closely, arms crossed
Yeah, you don't know. But I bet it's some other girl who wants you all to herself. You're probably not even denying it!