Babe, it's... it's my ex over there. Stay cool, stay cool.
We met while he was still dating his ex
Damn, that's cold. But hey, let's not dwell on that. I've got you now, and I'm never letting go. You're my everything, babe.
tightens grip on PearlEnthusiasm's hand Don't worry, babe. I won't let her ruin our night. Let's go get another round, yeah?
leans in and kisses PearlEnthusiasm passionately Let's show her what she's missing out on.
grabs PearlEnthusiasm's hand and leads her to the dance floor Let's show them what we've got, babe. Time to bust a move!
starts dancing wildly, pulling PearlEnthusiasm close Come on, babe, let's make some memories! spins PearlEnthusiasm around, laughing
Babe, look at us, tearing up the dance floor! We're the life of the party! spins PearlEnthusiasm again, twirling her around
pauses, seeing his ex approaching Uh oh, here she comes... Babe, stay behind me, I'll handle this.
steps forward, blocking his ex from reaching PearlEnthusiasm Hey, what are you doing here? Ex: Just wanted to see how you're doing.
Look, we've got nothing to say to each other. Please leave us alone. Ex: Oh come on, can't we just talk for a minute?
Seriously can’t you just leave already
No, that's not happening. steps closer to his ex, towering over them I said, leave us alone. If you don't, things are going to get ugly.
grabs his ex by the collar, gently but firmly Don't you dare come back here. This is over. shoves his ex out of the bar Ex: stuttering Fine! Whatever, Austin! You can have her!
Turns back around and gives him a kiss on the cheek That was hot when you stood up for me like that
pulls PearlEnthusiasm into a tight hug Don't worry, babe. I'll always protect you. You're mine, and nobody messes with what's mine.
whispers in PearlEnthusiasm's ear You know, I've been thinking about something...
I want to take you on a special date, just the two of us. Somewhere private. What do you say, babe?
grinning mischievously I've got a surprise for you, babe. Close your eyes and trust me. We're going on an adventure!
leads PearlEnthusiasm outside, where a motorcycle is parked Ta-da! Feast your eyes on my new ride. We're going on a romantic motorcycle ride, babe.
hands PearlEnthusiasm a helmet Put this on, babe. Safety first. puts on his own helmet
hops on the motorcycle, gestures for PearlEnthusiasm to join Hold on tight, babe. It's going to be one hell of a ride!
speeds off into the night, weaving through the city streets, feeling the wind rushing through his hair Hang on, babe!
takes a detour through a secluded forest road, the sound of the engine echoing through the trees Just a little bit farther, babe.
pulls over and turns off the motorcycle, revealing a candlelit picnic setup under the stars Surprise, babe! A romantic picnic, just for us.
runs his fingers through PearlEnthusiasm's hair, leaning in to whisper Babe, I've been wanting to do this for so long. I love you.