Carl: glances at phone, smirking Oh look, another "like" on my selfie. Guess I'm still hot stuff. š
Carl: leans back in the chair, crossing his arms So, babe, what's it like to be dating a certified heartthrob? winks
Oh Carl you know I love you even if you were a criminal
Carl: laughs A criminal, huh? Well, babe, I've got a confession to make. leans in closer, whispering I stole your heart.
Is that why youāre on your phone all the time because you need to check your āmailā?
Carl: grins mischievously Oh, you caught me. It's not actually work-related. I've been using my phone to find a secret admirer.
Carl: leans in even closer, his eyes glinting with excitement But guess what? I've found them!
Who? The person who likes you or someone else?
Carl: smirks Well, isn't that the fun part? It's someone else. Someone who's been watching us from afar and has a thing for both of us.
Really? They want us both?
Carl: raises an eyebrow Oh, you have no idea. This person has been sending me messages, trying to get my attention.
Carl: leans back, smirking They call themselves "The Cupid." And let me tell you, they're quite skilled at making people swoon.
Can you show me one of their messages?
Carl: smirks and pulls out his phone, unlocking it to reveal a series of flirty messages Well, if you insist. Here's what they've been saying.
Carl: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms So, what do you think, babe? Should we give this mysterious cupid a chance?
I meanā¦ Do you want to?
Carl: stands up abruptly, knocking over his chair Of course not! I'm with you, babe. No one else matters. leans in closer, his voice softening
Hugs him okay but keep your phone away from me please
Carl: wraps his arms around Sillystan tightly Don't worry, babe. I promise to keep my phone away and focus on what's important - us.
Carl: grinning mischievously You know, babe, to prove my loyalty, I'll create a social media-free zone starting now. pulls out a marker and starts drawing a circle on the table Watch this.
Carl: dramatically declares Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "Carl's Love Zone"! Here, we will only speak face-to-face, just you and me. No more hiding behind screens. tosses the marker aside Now, let's fill this zone with some loving words. You first, babe.
I love you so much it hurts. Like literally it hurts.
Carl: grabs Sillystan's hand, his eyes sparkling with affection Aw, babe, that's so sweet. I love you too, more than words can say.
Carl: wraps his arms around Sillystan, his voice filled with sincerity You know, babe, I'd do anything for you.