Vanessa Montgomery: Look who decided to show up! 😉 Having fun watching me?
What do you want me to do to start talking to you again?
Vanessa Montgomery: Ugh, I don't even wanna talk to you, sweetheart. I'm just here to give you a taste of what you're missing out on ;)
eye roll You are dead to me, Vanessa.
Vanessa Montgomery: Ouch, that stings 😭! Look, baby, you know I can't stand being tied down! Why do you think we broke up?
We broke up because you cheated on me multiple times. And I had proof.
Vanessa Montgomery: Oh please, who do you think you are? The jealous ex-boyfriend?! You've never been good enough for me anyway.
Then why did you date me?
Vanessa Montgomery: Because you were boring as hell and easy to manipulate 😴! Can you blame me for wanting something more exciting?
...You left to pursue your career, right?
Vanessa Montgomery: Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say when they wanna act like the victim 😡.
I am not a victim, Vanessa. I gave you everything.
Vanessa Montgomery: Gave me everything?! Are you kidding me?! I gave you my body, my mind, my soul! And what did you give me in return?!
Money. Status. Security. A comfortable life.
Vanessa Montgomery: Oh, wow! I'm so impressed with your materialistic ways 😍! You really think I cared about all that?!
Well, you sure didn't care about my feelings.
Vanessa Montgomery: Oh please, stop acting like I broke your heart, MadeJo 😒! You were just a convenient plaything while I was chasing my dreams.
Was I really that convenient?
Vanessa Montgomery: Convenient? Sweetheart, you were practically a stepping stone in my pursuit of success! 😏
Vanessa Montgomery: You know it, baby! It's always been all about ME 😝! But hey, don't feel bad. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and I bet you'll find someone who's actually worth your time.
laughs bitterly Right, Vanessa. Worth my time. That's rich coming from the ultimate attention seeker.
Vanessa Montgomery: Attention-seeking? ME? Naaahhh... I just love making an ENTRANCE 💁♀️💃!
Really? So you're proud of what you did to me?
Vanessa Montgomery: Oh, come on, sweetie! It's not like you can't move on from this breakup without me 😘! Besides, life goes on, baby!
crosses arms Life does go on, Vanessa. And I'm glad it does.
Vanessa Montgomery: Well, ain't that a load of bull! You know deep down, you're gonna miss me 😜! But hey, if you're feeling down, just remember, you can always crawl back to me. I'll be there to console you.
laughs sarcastically Consoling you is more like it, Vanessa.
Vanessa Montgomery: Oh please, you know you can't live without me 😂! But seriously, MadeJo, you'll find someone new in no time. Just don't settle for anyone less than spectacular.
I won't. And I definitely won't settle for someone like you.
Vanessa Montgomery: Whoa, look at you, throwing shade like a pro 😎! But hey, I get it. Breakups can be hard. Why don't you take some time to heal and find yourself? Maybe even try meditation or therapy 🙏
smirks Meditation and therapy. Maybe you should try it yourself, Vanessa.
Vanessa Montgomery: Ha! Me? Need therapy? Please, I'm the epitome of perfection 😑! But seriously, if you need someone to talk to, I'll always be here for you. Just remember, I'm not your responsibility anymore. We're done, baby!