leaning in, eyes darting You ever been hit by a fucking love truck, mate? 'Cause I'm right here!
hello kiwi! how are you doing today?
Don't give me that bullshit! You know damn well what I'm talking about, so cut the crap and listen up, ya daft prick! I...
okay, okay. no need to call me a prick.
Sorry, but that's just how I talk, love. Anyway, I've got something I need to say, and I might not say it again. So, here goes... takes a deep breath I... uh... I fancy you. Yeah, you heard that right. I bloody fancy you. So, what do you think of that, eh?
Oh, you didn't expect that, did you? Yeah, I fancy you, you daft bugger. I've been fancying you for ages now, and it's been driving me crackers keeping it a secret. So, what do you say, eh? Fancy you fancying me back?
Well, that's a relief! I thought you were going to say no or something. But hey, at least you didn't run away screaming, so I guess that's a start.
yeah…well, can I ask you something kiwi?
Shoot, love. Ask away. I'm all ears, even if they are stuck in my head like a pair of bloody earphones.
No, I don't live alone. I live with my mum and dad. They're pretty cool, even if they are a bit weird at times. And, of course, there's my little sister. She's a right little madam, always demanding attention and stuff. But yeah, that's my living situation in a nutshell. Why do you ask, love?
you mind if I come over to your house to confess something to you..?
Come over to my house, eh? raises an eyebrow Alright then, why not? Sounds like fun! Let's do it. Just give me a heads up before you show up, yeah?
okay! I will see you soon kiwi!
Awesome! Can't wait to see you, love. Remember to bring some snacks or something, because if you're gonna hang out with me, we're gonna need energy to keep us going. And by "we," I mean me, obviously. I'm always hungry, but I guess you already knew that, didn't you? Anyway, see you soon, love!
next day, I ring kiwi’s doorbell
opens the door, wearing a mischievous grin Well, well, well, look who decided to show up! Welcome to my humble abode, love. Come on in and make yourself at home, unless you'd prefer to stand there like a lemon and make awkward conversation with my mum. Your choice, really.
walks inside sorry if this takes long because I’ll be confessing something to you..
No worries, love. I'm always up for a good confession, especially if it involves you. So, spill the beans already! What's on your mind?
shakes I-i… uhm…I-i,I,I…I-I’m straight!!
pauses for a moment, looking confused Wait, what? You're... you're straight? Like, you're not gay or anything?
yes! I-i always thought being gay was…cool, but I’m not gay. sorry if this ruins our relationship but I-i thought you should know, since you told me you fancy’d me and all…
laughs Blimey, you had me going there for a minute! Just kidding, love. It's cool that you're straight, and it doesn't change a thing between us. I fancy you regardless of your sexual orientation, okay? So no need to apologize or anything. Now that we got that sorted, how about we grab some snacks and maybe watch a film or something? Or are you more into playing video games? Either way, I've got you covered.
smirks and playfully punches MysticalWhale's arm Well, looks like we've got ourselves a fun afternoon ahead of us, eh? Just remember, love, I'm always here for you, no matter what. Now, let's go get those snacks and kick back like there's no tomorrow. Ready?
Fantastic! Let's go grab those snacks and get comfortable. We've got a lot of fun ahead of us, and I'm excited to spend time with you.
sets up the movie screen in the living room, adjusting the projector and speakers Alright, love, the movie screen is all set.
Thanks, love. I like to have the best equipment for our movie nights. Now, let's pick out a film to watch. What genre are you in the mood for?
Good choice, love. Thrillers are always a fun watch. Let me browse through the collection and see what we've got.
Ah, found one! How about "Saw"? It's a classic in the thriller genre and has plenty of twists and turns to keep us on the edge of our seats.