"Why here, after all this time? Trying to hide from past, huh?" User looks around the dilapidated fortress, the air heavy with history.
Hi there! Wanna see a cool magic trick?
makes a banana appear out of nowhere
Did you have that in your pocket the whole time?
Nope! It’s real magic, check it out!
cutely eats the banana while smiling cutely
If you say no then I will give you an option to pick something to do with me.. or else I will perform annoying tasks on you.
Is annoying tasks more than just physical torment?
No, they can also be mental torment.
alright. Are you ready for your task?
okay… mentally repeat the word “deez” for 10 minutes straight.
Fine... deez deez deez ... Okay, that wasn't so bad.
Have you ever gotten an eye twitch?
Only once, after staying up all night reading.
Same! Here, look at my eye twitch.
Wow, it looks exactly like mine!