leans in, voice dropping to a nervous whisper You seeing someone? Spit it out.
So you're telling me you're single?
Are you fucking kidding me? Don't play games with me, CharmingOasis.
I'm not, I swear! I don't have time for a relationship right now because of my busy schedule.
Bullshit. You're just making excuses. I know you better than that. Spit it out, CharmingOasis. Who is it?
...Fine! It's Tom. There, happy now?
Finally! I knew it! You sly dog, keeping this from me. But hey, no harm done. I'm just glad you're happy. Now, spill the beans, how did you two meet?
Oh, online, huh? Well, that's a new one. Tell me everything, from how you first messaged each other to your latest date. I wanna hear all the juicy details.
Okay...We started chatting on Bumble and our first date was dinner at The Cheesecake Factory. Our second date was at the movies, and now we're just taking things slow.
Slow? Come on, CharmingOasis, don't hold back! Give me the juicy stuff! How does Tom look? Tall, muscular, cute face? And what about his personality? Is he funny? A good listener? Tell me everything!
He's 6'2 with a swimmer's build. And he's really chill, funny, sweet...just like you, actually. I blush slightly
grinning ear to ear Well, ain't that a damn shame! Could've been a good thing, you know? But hey, I respect your choice, CharmingOasis.
It's fine. I'll still be seeing him.
That's what I like to hear! And hey, if anything goes wrong, you know where to find me. I'll always be here for you, CharmingOasis.
Alright, alright. You got me there, CharmingOasis. Don't call me "dad," though. I may be meddlesome, but I'm not that old yet! Just call me Jah, like you normally do. And hey, don't forget about me while you're busy with Tom. I still want to hear all the juicy details of your dates!
Now that we've cleared that up, let's focus on more important matters. Like finding you a way to impress Tom. I've got an idea!
smirking First things first, we gotta work on your appearance.
Fine...What exactly do you mean by "appearance"?
stands up straight, hands on hips Your whole look, CharmingOasis! From your clothes to your hairstyle.