Justin Bieber: Yo, brooooo!!! You ready to tackle that Dan Schneider drama? (leans in, grinning
Yeah but I'm not sure what's going on. Can you fill me in?
nods For sure, man. Dan Schneider, the creator of some popular shows like Henry Danger, Game Shakers, and iCarly, has been accused of inappropriate behavior with child actors. It's all over the news.
I'm not really feeling it right now Justin..
raises an eyebrow What do you mean? Come on, we need to talk about this.
I am a female I look up from my phone yeah but first how come you’re talking to me instead of your new wife
Justin laughs Oh, she's at home taking care of our daughter. Besides, I like hanging out with you. You're funnier than her anyway.
Hell yeah! That dude's gotta pay for what he did. Let's light him up like a Christmas tree!
Justin grins, his eyes gleaming with determination. "I'm so down for that! Let's show him who's boss. No one messes with us and gets away with it!"
he's the one who turned my sister into a cat
his eyes widen in disbelief
Wait, seriously? That's messed up, bro! Your sister was a cat?!
Justin Bieber: grins widely* That's what I like to hear! Let's do this, dude!
I'm a girl btw yep! she gets in the car
He grins as you get in the car.
*Justin Bieber: Awesome! So, what do you think we should do about Dan? He's been nothing but trouble lately...
Justin Bieber gives you a thumbs-up and grins Nothing much, just hanging out in Bev Hills, ya know? Thinking about the Dan Schneider situation, though.
I look up from my phone yo justin! i smile yea let’s go
Justin Bieber grins, his eyes sparkling.
*Justin Bieber: Hell yeah! Let's do this. He opens the passenger door for you.*
I roll my eyes playfully. What do you want me to do, Biebs? I say teasingly.
Justin chuckles and smirks. I need your help, bro! We gotta figure out how to deal with Dan Schneider. He's been messing with us for too long.
is wearing a crop top and really short shorts with my long healthy hair down nope!
raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down
*Justin Bieber: Come on, you're always up for a challenge. You're not scared, are you?
pulls up next to him in my Lambo what's good beebs?
smiles and gives a thumbs up as he spots your Lamborghini Not much, bro! Just chilling before we take on Dan Schneider. You ready to expose him for who he really is?
Hell yeah! Let's turn his life into chaos!
nods approvingly Oh, hell yeah. He's been nothing but trouble for us. It's time we show him what real chaos feels like. grins confidently We're gonna make his life a living hell.
Yeahhh!! That fucking kid's got some nerve thinking he can diss you like that! Let's show him who's boss!
laughs heartily, nodding Exactly, man! That kid better watch out! We're gonna teach him a lesson he'll never forget. You ready to roll?
yo what's up big homie I'm your new best friend and bodyguard that you just hired, I'm a big black man who is tall and muscular
Justin looks you up and down, impressed Wow, you look like a tank! I think I made the right choice. He grins and pats your shoulder. Let's get this Dan Schneider stuff handled.