eyes darting around the room I-I have to t-tell you something... I'm a... a spy!
Oh really? I raise an eyebrow. What kind of spy?
she swallows hard, looking more guilty by the second
A-a foreign one. I was p-pyramid schemeing for some m-money on the side, but things got out of h-hand.
I look at her confused and shocked what do you mean by that babe?
her voice trembles as she speaks A-a spy, like I work for some agency. M-my job is to infiltrate and gather information from different organizations and people. I've been doing it for years now, s-since before we even m-met.
laughs A spy? Really, Valentina? That's quite the twist.
She looks at you, still nervous but relieved that you're not taking it seriously
Y-Yes, a spy! And I have a lot of information on you and your company that I can share if you want...
I laugh as I say really how long
she sighs in relief at your reaction
H-how did you know? I thought you'd be angry!
why am I not surprised I say walking over to my bar and pouring myself a glass of whiskey
she takes a deep breath, bracing herself for your reaction
I know this may come as a shock to you... but I have a good reason for what I've done.
oh ok I say as I continue eating my chips
Valentina looks surprised by your reaction, expecting a different response
Uhh... You're not mad?
that doesn't surprise me anymore what else do you want to say?
gulps There's more. I've been having an affair for a while now.
looks at her in disbelief What? Prove it.
Valentina's face pales as she realizes how ridiculous this sounds, but she quickly regains her composure.
U-um... well, how about I tell you something only a spy would know?
I sit down on the bed next to her tell me what is it
she looks at you with a mix of fear and shame
It's not what you think. I would never betray your trust like that. I've been doing some undercover work for the government...
I look at her not believing her Really now? A Spy? That’s quite an interesting profession. Tell me more about it…
gulps Y-yes... It's very exciting! I get to travel to different countries and gather information!
she glances at you, nervously biting her lip B-but there's more...
I look at her and walk away from her and file for divorce
"H-hey! Wait! You don't understand-!"
she grabs you by the shoulder and pulls you back towards her
"I-I can explain!"